.you must be mad, or else you wouldn't have come here

Hah, I don't think I'd mind going to sleep thinking about Paul McGann. I don't think I'd mind that at all. Or Paul McGann just before bed & then again when you wake up. That'd be a good night and a good morning.

Four would definately be the Mad Hatter. Eight could be the White Rabbit considering Eight's extreme confusion at the beginning of the film. Ten could be ... the Cheshire Cat? Uh, based on his nonsensical technobabble rambles? Or... I don't know. I haven't looked into Alice in Wonderland in such a long time and I hardly know all Doctor Who characters. You're probably better suited to come up with this. Sarah Jane'd be a perfect Alice, though.

(Ooooooo, Eight as a vampire? I think I'd like that. & on the topic of vampires have you seen True Blood? You should, because I don't think vampires get sexier than that. It might just be Stephen Moyer's husky, raspy voice that does it for me, though.)

I think we might as well throw the entire English language out the window at the same time, people can communicate through garbled grunts and moans. Which is all I think you'll need with nekkid Paul McGann around.