(you look so good you take your time!)

[riverdresses]

Alright, my darling kittens, here is my much babbled about first part of the epic picspam of the film Withnail & I. I swear, I would have had it up much sooner, but uploading all of those caps was a bitch & a half to do, honestly. Nevertheless, I hope those who gaze upon it enjoy it! (& then go & see the film. 'cause I can guarantee, you will laugh until you can't breathe.)

This spam & the goodies at the very end is all for the lovely miss velvet_midnight, because she is a darling & somehow, has not seen this film yet, even though I think she'd quite like it. I hope this is to your liking, bb!

♥ NOT DIAL-UP FRIENDLY WHATSOEVER! SERIOUSLY DUDES, NOT KIDDING. ♥

(& also, if anyone would like to gank a few caps for any particular reason, feel free to! However, since I did take all of these myself, please credit me if you use them? Thankyou!)



This is Marwood! Marwood, who acts, may possibly be a writer & is prone to some wicked unpredictable anxiety attacks. Isn't he pretty?

















This, this is Withnail! A constantly drunken, rather debauched bastard with the fashion sense of one very trashed Dandy & prefers to be on stage, though right now, he'll take any acting job that he can get. (o, I LOVE his style. I wonder if I could pull it off . . . )



'My thumbs have gone weird!'







'You got soup? Why didn't I get any soup?'



(PUPPY EYES OF DOOM, Y/N?) 'It's coffee.'



TELL ME HE DOESN'T RESEMBLE NEIL GAIMAN HERE, JUST TRY & TELL ME HE DOESN'T.



'Why don't you do the washing up like any other human being?'



'Right, you fucker, I'll show you - I'm going to do the washing up!'





'THERE'S A TEA BAG GROWING!'





SO CUTE.



Meeeeeep, look at Marwood - I just want to hug him right here. PUPPY!FACE.







::sigh:: Writer & thespian . . . okay, now I kind of get why I related to Marwood the best.



You see now, swallowing lighter fluid is NOT among Withnail's various talents, it really isn't.



But when you're out of booze, what are you gonna do?



'Have we got any more?'

'No, there's nothing, sit down.'

'Liar. What's in your toolbox?'

'Nothing.'

Liar! You've got antifreeze!'

'Bloody fool, you should never mix your drinks!'





AWWWWW! I'm sorry, just . . . it's such a cute moment, okay?





LOLZ SYNCHRONIZED DRINKING! Drinking, darlings - it's the way they live!





Shhh, not now, can't you see Marwood's having a wicked fierce anxiety attack?



Still panicking, but very prettily, yes?



Everybody be cool. YOU - be cool. (sorry, couldn't help it.)





True test of friendship? Being willing to get in a drunken fight in a pub when some div calls your best friend a ponce!



Er . . . usually . . .



Y'know, when your opponent doesn't look like he could smash your head like a watermelon.



'I have a heart condition. I have a heart condition - if you hit me, it's murder.'



('scuse me whilst I flail over the hot here. WHAT? I like funny, quirky looking British men! YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS.)



Withnail: ::sells out his best friend to save his own drunk self::

















CANNOT.GET.OVER.THE.CUTENESS.OF.THAT.SMILE.JESUS.CHRIST. ::fans self::







QUIRKY BRITISH HOTNESS FTW!



'He's had more drugs than you've had hot dinners!'



DOUBLY QUIRKY BRITISH HOTNESS FTW!

Yes . . . I warned you for how big this would be, didn't I? Anyhow! Part two = up tonight hopefully, if not, then tomorrow!

Comments

[igrayne.livejournal.com]

OMFG! I ABSOLUTELY FREAKING LOVE YOU!!

When Withnail is being a coward I just want to hug him.

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

::GLOMPS YOU & then tries to reassert her dignity by bowing gracefully:: SQUEEEEEE, I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT!

& OMG, isn't he just adorable when he's being so cowardly? Adorable & full of LOLZ. :D

[history-faery.livejournal.com]

This moving looks hilarious. I do believe that I would simply adore it. My best gay friend is currently dating an black English guy and he says that he says the most adorable British things.

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

It totally is, bb. I think you'd like it a lot, actually - it's very you. :D

& awww, your friend's a lucky fellow! I wish I could date a nice British creature. ::sighs::

[velvet-midnight.livejournal.com]

OMGKLFH;OSLGFSH

YOU ARE COMPLETELY RIGHT; I MUST SEE THIS FILM IMMEDIATELY. ♥ ♥

Glasses & hair & eyes & smilies & oh my!

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

::FLAILS MADLY & DANCES WITH YOU::

I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE ENJOYING THE SPAM, HONEYBEE! 'cause I'm working on part two right now & part two? IS EVEN MORE FULL OF QUIRKY BRITISH SEXINESS, I SWEAR. :D :D You'll love this film, I know it! :D

ASDFGHJKL;LKJHGFDSA I KNOOOOOOOW, HOW YUMMY ARE THE GLASSES?

[velvet-midnight.livejournal.com]

*dancetwirls with you*

I AM LOVING IT, DARLING. Oooooooooooh, I can hardly wait!

OH SO VERY INCOMPREHENSIBLY YUMMEH.