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So, that giant, link-stuffed-like-a-Christmas-turkey Jamie spam I spoke of before? WELL HERE IT IS. & I do hope at least one person on my flist enjoys it other than me . . . but how could you not? It's Jamie!
This was going to be a Valentines' Day post, but damn, I didn't make it. Ah, what the hell - I don't need a reason to celebrate one of my favourite companions of all of Classic!Who, do I? Of course not! So I hope everyone enjoys it, I am a bit sorry for the massiveness of this post, but . . . I just really love Jamie! He doesn't get enough love in my opinion, so I'm giving him some. (& no, that isn't an innuendofor a change.)
This was going to be a Valentines' Day post, but damn, I didn't make it. Ah, what the hell - I don't need a reason to celebrate one of my favourite companions of all of Classic!Who, do I? Of course not! So I hope everyone enjoys it, I am a bit sorry for the massiveness of this post, but . . . I just really love Jamie! He doesn't get enough love in my opinion, so I'm giving him some. (& no, that isn't an innuendo
By the way guys - this spam? IT TOTALLY CRASHED MY SEMAGIC CLIENT. ::dies:: See? I TOLD you Jamie was just a little too hot for anyone to handle! ::laughs::♥♥ If you think this is dial-up friendly WHATSOEVER, then you are VERY wrong. ♥♥
Pictures are either my own caps, or from The Tragical History Tour. So basically, all snaggable.
Crossposted to my LJ &two_love.
This is Jamie. Isn't he adorable?
. . . bedhead, ruffled hair, I-just-fell-over-in-the-TARDIS-hair, or just-got-the-best-shag-of-my-life-in-the-engine-room-hair, folks? I vote for . . . all of the above?
If I'm right, this is from The Highlanders, which I'm almost sure was Jamie's first episode, which, sadly, no longer exists. But whatever, TOTAL CUTENESS ALERT!
I'd call that jacket leather, people. ::drools::Could do without the random chick cosying up to him though.
So. Jamie's not the only one who seems to enjoy leather. But for me, between him & Ben? HE WEARS IT THE BEST!
Nooo, I don't have a Jamie-in-leather-fetish, what kind of girl do you think I AM? (bonus Two & Polly! I love Polly.)
The girls always seem to gravitate to Jamie. But clearly, he'd rather be with Two!Threesome, anyone?I wonder what Jamie's looking at . . . in my mind, it's a starry night sky.
BRB, DEAD OF THE SEXY.
Mmmm, slightly rucked-up kilt with a bit of thigh flashing . . . & no, I have no idea what his hands are doing, but really, do I need to CARE?
Not many of the Doctor's companions look cute when they're confused. Jamie, however, is completely the exception. (& his MOUTH! O goodness me, what pretty lips . . . )
& now, let's have some Two/Jamie fun! 'cause really, those two go together like lime-flavoured corn chips & salsa, right? Right!
Jamie: ::is so not in the mood for sexing::
Two: ::uses the patented Time Lord puppy face::
Blinded by science, obviously.Or porn, which would explain Polly politely ignoring them.Side note: I'm totally diggin' Polly's headband here!
TWO IN A CAPE JESUS CHRIST. ::fans self:: & Jamie, looking brave & adventurous . . . I WANT BOTH PLZ.
Two + Jamie + recorder = musical seduction, of course! (someone needs to write that. Or they can get in the mood with a little Debussy!)
GUH, LOVE THIS CAP. More blinding by science!
. . . I think my thoughts on this cap are best kept in my mind, darlings.
Erotic asphyxiation is NOT for Jamie, clearly.
SIGH. I swear, Two & Jamie are always the most romantic pairing for me, after Eight/Charley. ::swoons like an nineteenth-century lady of refinement::
Romantic seaside jaunts . . . has anyone ever written that for them? O, smut & porn is all good, but I want a little romance for them sometimes!
::giggle:: Cuties!
I have that look on my face a lot too. & my fingers on my mouth. ::hugs Jamie for being as clueless as I am::
Y'know, if Jamie were a girl, I'd get SO tired of him clinging to Two. But since he's not, I find itsexyvery endearing. Especially when Two clings back!
'Doctor come on, will you look?!'
'O my word! Come on Jamie, into the TARDIS, quickly!'
Better quality & more clutching of Two!
& as Two would say, o my word . . . are those FRECKLES Jamie's got?!
Mmm, more kilt & some very nice forearms right there . . .
Still trying not to swoon over his arms here.
::hearts hearts hearts::
Jamie looks all SRS BZNS here & Two . . . Two looks like . . . um, something. ::smiles::
THIS IS SRS TWO/JAMIE, Y/N? ( o, HOW adorable is Jamie here? I wanna kiss him on the cheek!)
SO MUCH SEXIER IN COLOUR. What?
When in doubt? GRAB YOUR TIME LORD LOVER!
::whistles innocently::
What?
Aww, I love how he's trying to wake Jamie up first. ♥
Note everyone's hand placement in this shot, please.
More sexy thigh flashing & Two's head lazing in Jamie's lap. Perfect, no?
I saw an icon somewhere that was of this cap or one similar & had the text 'interspecies erotica' on it. SO TRUE, SO TRUE.
Zoe's cute here, but it's Jamie's vulnerable little face that has my attention here! ::kisses him::
Gotta love The Space Pirates!
AWWW. Gay married in space!
This needs to be iconned, srsly.
Another less-than-stellar cap, but I loved the pose they were in, so there. ::grins::
I think I'm running out of things to say about these two beyond 'OMG SO CUTE' & 'OMG, SO MARRIED, BITCHES.'
& the best for the last picture of this section . . .
OKAY! This was the very first pic of Two & Jamie that I ever saw, before I met them properly. I'd heard about their . . . reputation for being rather grabby, but when I saw this pic, I was just like, 'Okay, you two are SO having sex. I've got to meet you.' & of course I did! & yes, I think they still had great sex in the TARDIS. & other places. Lots of other places. ::smiles demurely::
& now, Team TARDIS 2.0, version 3.0!
LOVE THESE THREE IN A (MOSTLY) NON-SEXUAL WAY.
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Jamie's forearms have temporarily disabled my speech functions.
I LOVE the look on Zoe's face here. & hee, Jamie's little smirky smile.
Jamie: ::shouts things in Scottish to hear the echo out of boredom::
Zoe: ::wants to slap him::
Team Supersexy!
Can I just make out with both of them please? I CAN'T PICK!
HIS MOUTH HIS MOUTH HIS MOUTH OKAY?
Do I even have to say it at this point? SO CUTE!Now THAT is a short dress.Gratuitous flashing of Jamie's legs right here!LOLZ TAKING HITS OFF THE SPACE BONG, ARE WE?LOOK at Jamie's thighs! Um . . . UMF!
Group cling!
Okay, here comes a little Jamie/Victoria, so just avert your eyes if this isn't your bent. (o, I couldn't help it, he just looks so chivalrous & romantic with her in some of these!)
I think this is the most affectionate or physically close Jamie's been with anyone that wasn't Two. So I'll accept Jamie/Victoria, but just a little.
To the very death, Victoria. To the very death.
O, Jamie . . . totally swooning over here.
I'm so getting in touch with my romantic side here when I see this . . . it's like he's saying he'll protect her at any cost, even to that of his own life. & look at Victoria! She's totally lost in his arms & ARGH, I JUST LOVE THIS SHOT. (& I barely ship Jamie/Victoria!)
Once again, brave & chivalrous in the presence of Victoria . . . how can you NOT fall for Jamie after that?!
Okay! Now it's back to all Jamie, all the time for the last half!
EXCUSE ME WHILE MY BRAIN BLUESCREENS RIGHT HERE.
Full. Body. Leather. Uniform.I'd rip it off him, but he looks so good in it!
Hand on the hip, we're approaching a full ten on the sexalicious scale now . . .
Still confused, still beautiful . . . & no, I can't keep my eyes off his lips still.
Kissable, y/n?
Full body shot WITH LEATHER. Can never have too much of Jamie in leather!
FUCKING CHRIST, HE'S PACKING WEAPONRY. (Two, you're missing out on some great things here!)
O my, did someone get caught doing something very inappropriate in an empty hallway, by any chance?
Victoria: ::is a bad girl in the making::
Jamie: ::doesn't like sex being interrupted::
I would KILL for someone to write Jamie/Salamander with leather kink, Two/Jamie with leather kink, or, because what the hell, Two/Jamie roleplay with leather kink! (I'm actually tempted to write that last one myself . . .) PLEASE SOMEBODY, FOR THE LOVE OF JAMIE'S KILT, WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
Jamie's bitchface? SO BETTER THAN YOURS. ::giggles::
Ditto in the I-can't-breathe-face!
Blurry, yes, but I just want to hold him right here.
His hair . . . I'm torn between thinking it's a bit on the grabbable side & thinking that it would be much nicer to run one's fingers through it . . . what are your thoughts on Jamie's hair, people?
::giggles madly:: Silly, but once again, cute & HIS LIPS OMG.
& this is why I think of Jamie as the boy with stars in his eyes. (& now that I've looked at this cap, I have Rufus Wainwright's cover of Across the Universe stuck in my head.)
Sometimes even genius little sisters have to be reigned in! (I like to think of Jamie & Zoe as big brother & little sister, or just as best friends. I think that's why I really can't ship her with him or Two, three-way or otherwise.)
& even if big brothers get in the way, little sisters are always looking after them. (I'M SORRY, I JUST TOTALLY HAVE THAT FEELING ABOUT THOSE TWO, OKAY?)Orgasm face, bitches. & if Zoe weren't there . . . I'd give you a bit more . . . detail. ::coughs::
This is one of my top favourite scenes for Jamie in The Mind Robber - he's having a Leela moment & looks just as hot!
Evil!Jamie & Zoe: WE'RE IN UR WORLD, TRAPPIN' UR DOCTORS.
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Jamie's never met a princess before . . . they sure are lovely!
Hmm . . . I'm not sure, but I THINK the girl might be Victoria, or at least, that's what I've heard. Looks more like Nyssa if you ask me. But JAMIE! Look at him, all kitted out to save the day!
& AGAIN! (shut up, I like these.)
. . . I also enjoy full colour kilt shots?
Here, have more colour!
& also, a kilt pin!
DUDE, I really hope Deborah Watling was wearing stockings or tights - I've been in cold bare-legged & it is NOT fun.
HUGE HEARTS ALL AROUND, OKAY?
Aww, Jamie's a little sad that his spam's finally coming to a close. ::hugs him:: But he'd probably be most flattered by all the attention he's going to get by everyone who sees it!
& now, some links to some gen, slashy, meta & music posts all for Jamie!
How about the meta first? (which will also include a lot of pics, most likely, but with more actual, you know, talk & thought about Jamie.)
The Piper at the Gates of Dawn, part one, part two & part three, written & compiled bynentari for the Companion Posting Month over at
loves_them_all. I highly recommend this, especially if you're just getting to know Jamie.
Now some music! Well, fanmixes, mostly, but I'll put up a couple Two/Jamie songs if I can.
As do laimh-sa dh'earbainn tapachd ('from your arm, I'd expect valour') bynam_jai.
I have utterly, utterly fallen in love with this mix. It's comprised of all Scottish songs & many Scottish artists & I just fucking love it. (also, bagpipes make me cry. & I still love it.)
In My Life bynentari.
This was my first Jamie mix ever & it also includes one of my favourite songs for him on it, namely, Rufus Wainwright's cover of Across the Universe. While I love the original, I think this cover fits Jamie to a fucking T. Every time I listen to it, I can just see Jamie looking out across starscapes & travelling with the Doctor & loving him & o . . . um, anyway. This song is why I sometimes like to think of Jamie as the boy with the stars in his eyes. If you listen to it, you'll get it, I think. (or I hope you will!)
& here are two songs from me, just because I love them.
Rufus Wainwright - Across the Universe
See above, folks.
t.A.T.u - All About Us
One of the vids I embedded below is done to this song - SO TWO/JAMIE. ♥
& now, fic! (Two/Jamie, fair bit of porn, some gen pieces, genderswap, one Two/Jamie/Zoe . . . um, I think I covered everything here. HEY, I AM LOYAL TO MY SHIP & HOT SCOTSMEN IN KILTS, OKAY?)
Dinner For Two by uktechgirl.
Fluffy cuteness! (Two/Jamie, naturally.)
British Summer Time by nostalgia.
Utterly adorable gen with Two, Jamie & Zoe off to the beach. Plus, Jamie wears trousers! ::gasps::
Greenwich Village (June 28, 1969) bybiichan.
The title should tell you everything you need to know, really. Highly recommended for Two/Jamie fans.
Homesick by Howlcastle
This is, without a doubt, one of my absolute favourite gen pieces involving Jamie. It's sad, angsty, but it's just so beautiful. Every time I read it, I want to hug the poor sweetie. & the ending is just wonderful. Always puts a smile on my face.
The Persistance of Memory by Aquarius
Gen (I'm fairly sure) involving Four, Sarah Jane, & Jamie. It makes me so sad when I read it, but the ending is beautiful & shows how deep Jamie's devotion to the Doctor was, & the Doctor's to him. HIGHLY, HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.
The Price of Freedom byvandonovan (side note - READ ALL OF HIS TWO/JAMIE STUFF. IT'S ALL GREAT.)
This is my favourite Two/Jamie smut piece as of right now - it hits all of the best buttons I've got & o, Jamie could just drive a girl mad in this! (Two as well, but this is all abour Jamie, mind you!) READ IT, READ IT, READ IT.
Stuck On You by Eclectic Muse
Jamie & Zoe gen that just cracks me up every time I read it. Another must read!
Boy/Girl Thing by sushigal007
Jamie/Zoe genderswap. (Jamie being the genderswapped one in this case - that ALONE makes it one of my favourites!) Multi-chaptered, but I'd encourage you to check it out anyway!
Bodysnatchers by sushigal007
Jamie, Zoe & bodyswap. HEE, GOOD TIMES.
Infirmary byvandonovan
Not as kinky as you may think, but it's still some fab Two/Jamie!
Winterlude byvandonovan
I FUCKING LOVE THIS STORY. It's got a little of everything! A little gen, a romantic interlude for Two & Jamie, romance for Ben & Polly & a winter carnival! IF YOU DON'T READ THIS, YOU? ARE SERIOUSLY MISSING OUT ON A GREAT FIC.
Three Things Jamie McCrimmon Liked About the Future, and One He Didn't. by Howlcastle
Exactly what it says on the tin. Very cute!
Of Jell-O and Sedatives by alouzon
Set during The Invasion & makes me giggle like the girl I totally am every time I read it.
Obsessions byvandonovan
Smutty Two/Jamie, a little cliche, but just ignore that & you'll have a great time reading this. It also features Victoria! Multi-chaptered, BUT GIVE IT A GO, DAMMIT. I love it.
Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell by Lithrael
Two/Jamie porn at UNIT! & it's quite hot, if I say so myself. ::ahem::
The Bet by Lithrael
Two/Jamie/Zoe threesome, as I promised all of you. Now I can't even THINK about Two & Zoe getting it on, or Jamie & Zoe for that matter. But this fic proves to be the very rare exception. It's hot, sexy, kinky, & involves Jamie being tied up. What more can you ask for?!
& as a bonus, some Jamie & Two/Jamie vids, all embedded for your pleasure!
SEXUAL AIR SUPPLY, MOTHERFUCKERS. Now, everyone, raise your hand if you'd not mind sharing sexual air supply with Jamie McCrimmon, please.
& a few general links for everyone!
Jamie's icon tag atdwicons.
Jamie's page at the Doctor Who Wiki.
Jamie's rec tag atcalufrax.
The Two/Jamie rec tag over atcalufrax.
The Two/Jamie/Zoe rec tag over atcalufrax.
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Date: 2009-02-15 10:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-16 07:12 am (UTC)Anyway, I'm glad you enjoyed it! (& nice icon, by the way. ^-^)
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Date: 2009-02-15 11:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-16 07:27 am (UTC)And I agree: WHERE IS ALL THE GIMP!JAMIE/SALAMADER PORN? WHERE?
I KNOW! I went through ALL eleven (ELEVEN. WHAT IS THIS TRAVESTY?) pages of Two's section at Teaspoon & found absolutely NOTHING. Not even a drabble! People, this is a very ripe for the picking opportunity for Jamie fic & YOU'RE NOT TAKING IT.
Alas . . . maybe one day.
(& YOUR ICON! I've actually seen the post you included it in over at
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Date: 2009-02-15 11:12 am (UTC)Best start of the day ever!
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Date: 2009-02-16 07:30 am (UTC)Thankyou for stopping by & I'm glad to have made the start of your day as nice as I did!
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Date: 2009-02-16 07:34 am (UTC)& I'm glad you liked my post & that I was able to link you to some new fic! (& the tags at
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Date: 2009-02-15 01:32 pm (UTC)If you don't mind, I'm taking a bunch of these to icon. let me know if there is one in particular you want colored/iconed. (see my icon or my journal for example of what i do.)
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Date: 2009-02-16 07:48 am (UTC)Of course I don't! (I actually think I have a few of your icons from what you've posted at
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& I REALLY tried to limit myself to four, but I couldn't resist THIS & this one. But of course, it's all up to you & I hope you have fun with the caps!
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Date: 2009-02-15 02:58 pm (UTC)Oh what the hell, I'll put off Three and UNIT goodness and linger in the Two era for a while longer. Thanks for all the fic links to help me do so! ("Persistence of Memory" is the only one I know I've read, and I loved that one.)
Also, glad you've been enjoying the Scottish mix. :)
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Date: 2009-02-16 07:55 am (UTC)But fic & vids are ALWAYS the best cure for such a sadness! You're most welcome! (isn't it a beautiful piece? I literally got a little teary-eyed toward the end of it, as silly as that may sound. I love it, love it, LOVE it.)
IT'S AN AMAZING MIX, HONESTLY. & it makes me want to write a bit of Jamie fic, even though the idea of doing so scares me a slight bit. ::bites nail::
Thanks for stopping by & enjoying the spammery! ^__^
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Date: 2009-02-15 03:57 pm (UTC)(Not that it's a bad way to go, Death by Jamie!Hotness.)
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Date: 2009-02-16 07:57 am (UTC)Hmmm, the phrase la petite morte seems vaguely appropriate here . . . ::coughs::
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Date: 2009-02-15 04:27 pm (UTC)And as for what his hands are doing in that close-up shot... Well, our little boy is being devious and has decided to pick Samantha's purse and steal her ticket. But he had a chivalrous reason to do it, honest!
And I'm glad you've enjoyed both my meta posts and my fanmix. I nearly fell off my chair when I saw the links, it was so unexpected. And yes, Rufus Wainwright's version of Across the Universe is so perfectly fitting for him.
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Date: 2009-02-16 08:07 am (UTC)Your meta & fanmix were both AMAZING & your meta is part of what got me a little more curious about Jamie. I'd heard of him in passing, as a companion of Two's, but when I read your writings on him, I got a lot more interested & this was even before I was all over Two/Jamie slashy fun. So really, I kind of owe you a big thanks! :D
(& on a semi-related note, I found your episode recaps/reviews & I LOVED the ones you did for The Invasion! I think I saved them to my memories, actually. :D I'm glad to see I'm not the only super passionate Classic/Two era gal in the fandom!)
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Date: 2009-02-16 08:09 am (UTC)& thankyou! You're most welcome - I love spreading the Jamie (& Two era) love wherever I can!
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Date: 2009-02-15 07:40 pm (UTC)we really need a Jamie-action-figur :)
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Date: 2009-02-16 08:12 am (UTC)::shakes head quickly:: Thankyou kindly! & yes we do! (with little bagpipes, pleeease! I adore Jamie's love of music so. :D)
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Date: 2009-02-16 08:24 am (UTC)& HE TOTALLY IS. & no one gives him any love! THAT'S WHERE I COME IN. :D
(you know, there was one episode, sadly destroyed, that happened to feature Jamie DANCING? DANCING IN HIS KILT! I'd possibly trade half my books for that to be found/reconstructed/able to be seen!)
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Date: 2009-02-16 08:34 am (UTC)Thankyou so much! Seriously, ALL of your Two/Jamie stuff is fabulous - you're one of my favourite Two/Jamie writers/vidders!
& GUH, The Price of Freedom! I thought it was terrifically written all around - great dialogue, great characterisation & a VERY scrumptious climax. :D (& I've got to admit, I AM rather fond of Two & Jamie having such filthy mouths . . . one of my favourite aspects of it, I won't lie!)
Thanks for stopping by & enjoying all the fun!
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Date: 2009-02-16 12:32 pm (UTC)Also, I got your email! I should be sending your package out tomorrow, or Wednesday at the latest! :D
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Date: 2009-02-17 09:11 pm (UTC)& THANKYOU, & THANKYOU again! I can't wait to see the pretties on the way! ::kisses you twice::
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Date: 2009-02-16 08:12 pm (UTC)Although I don't think that girl in the headband is actually Polly. If I can remember correctly, they were in a soda shop or something, and actually listening to the Beatles! It's one of my favorite scenes because they're totally there on a Saturday night date and later The Doctor is going to drive Jamie up to The Point and there will be...activities while they watch "It Came From Outer Space".
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Date: 2009-02-17 09:14 pm (UTC)& hee, it WAS mentioned to me that I had mistaken the random girl with the great headband for Polly, but WHAT IS THIS ABOUT A SODA SHOP & THE BEATLES? (& what ep could this be, so I may seek out MOAR CAPS? :D)
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Date: 2009-02-17 09:17 pm (UTC)(& icon love, totally. ♥)
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Date: 2009-02-17 09:17 pm (UTC)[url]http://pics.livejournal.com/riverdresses/pic/002rt0et[/url]
Where are these pictures from?
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Date: 2009-03-03 09:54 pm (UTC)God damn, I nearly died at some of these.
Thank you!
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Date: 2009-03-03 10:16 pm (UTC)You're most welcome! :D
& ICON! I tried DESPERATELY to cap that bit in The Mind Robber, but I never could get it to be a nice cap. Alas.
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Date: 2009-10-01 04:53 am (UTC)basically: YAY JAMIE ♥