(o, this uncertainty is taking me over)

[riverdresses]

Eye exam tomorrow morning at nine-thirty. Grrrr. Definitely not looking forward to sporting my Tenth Doctor/Clark Kent specs or lacking my Edie Sedgwick-esque eye makeup. But I need an eye exam & more contacts quite badly, so sacrifices must be made, alas.

Damn, why don't I ever buy waterproof eye makeup? Waterproof eye makeup & defogger for my specs.

Screencapping continues to be a pain in my arse & there's a good chance that I'm just going to have to do it manually - screencapping is always nice, but doing it manually in VLC is such a drag - tedious, tiring & frustrating. But my caps just . . . vanish if I try to do it automatically, so if I want caps, I'll just have to do it all by hand. Ah, well. I've got some pretty subject matter to work with, so maybe it'll be less of a chore! It'll just take longer to get it all done.

& in less wah-wah-wah, I went skipping off to fanmix in search of Zod/Tess mixes & whilst I came up empty-handed (booo!) for them, I found - & yes, I'm shocked that I'm even going with this; but crack is fun - a really nice Zod/Lois mix! (Again, my shock is almost immeasurable, but Pandora is wicked shippy if you liked those two. & the phone fakeouts & Salvation up until the phonebooth scene are also pretty shippy. I'd . . . read it? & okay, maybe ship it. But I'm too busy scheming on how to promote moar Zod/Tess to think of them.)

I also forced myself to sit through watched Superman II last weekend. It was . . . well, not my thing, but it was nice. & I thought the fortress of solitude looked really Gallifreyan in design, which amused me during all the dull bits, i.e., the non-Zod or Clark bits.

& you know, the weirdest thing? I came out slightly hearteyes for Clark Kent. But then again, I've never been overly fond of Superman - he bores me, actually, & I was a Batman girl as a child. But Clark? Awww! He gets me right in my heart because of that sweet awkwardness he has. I like cutely awkward sorts!

Hmm. I remember once talking with nentari about how Sarah Jane Smith, in her early serials with Three, was very Lois Lane-esque herself, even in her wardrobe & overall look. I definitely saw that in the film & I sort of see it in Smallville!Lois too, even though I don't think she & Sarah are as much alike there. I think Smalliville!Lois is maybe a bit more Martha Jones-esque (especially in Pandora!) than Sarah-esque, but they're still a fair bit alike. But, hey, I loved Martha too, so it's a win-win situation all around.

& I'm pretty sure all of that preamble was just so I could mention how the Genesis song Me and Sarah Jane made me think of Clark & Lois without everyone thinking I'd lost my mind. (well, it sort of does! I think you just have to use your imagination to make it fit a bit.)

I went back to using my Twitter today at wordsindreams' enabling suggestion, since she's using hers more lately. I'm riverdresses there as well, should you want to follow me! (I update way too much there; you've been warned)

Hmm. Sort of want to practise my eye makeup now in lieu of of being able to wear any tomorrow - I know some of it will stay on & make it look like I have some on, so I'd have more of a Nico-esque, rather than Edie-esque look.

Also, LJ fucked around with the tags again, & made it so that any tag with a slash is basically a broken link, so I have to start reorganising my tags soon. GAH, WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH THE OLD SYSTEM, REALLY.

Edit: AAAAH OMG, THE MAKER OF SAID MIX MADE A BUNCH OF BEAUTIFUL ZOD & ZOD/LOIS ICONS FUCK YES! ::DANCES:: (It's been a bitch to find good, gorgeous, awesome Zod-centric icons. I DO NOT APPROVE. ::hisses:: brb, swiping & uploading all of them.)

Edit II: I forgot to add above, that after a little thinkythink (& seeing the Zod/Lois icons I flailed about above), I've come to the conclusion that Zod/Lois = Simm!Master/Martha, but somehow, not as squick-inducing for me. (I can read Simm!Master/Martha, but it kind of makes me uncomfortable & I've never figured out why.) Zod/Lois, on the other hand is just hot & twisted, & not like Zod/Tess - that's just evil & hot. So I could feasibly enjoy them more than I ever could Simm!Master/Martha. Go figure.

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WAS WONDERFUL!

::MAKES HIM GIVE YOU A KISS ON THE CHEEK:: I HAVE NO IDEA. (:O That's MY job & mine alone - you can get spanked by Anthony Knivert, possibly . . .)

LIKE . . . SEXY THINGS IN TROUSERS THAT IF THEY'RE ZOD'S, I'D LIKE TO GROPE.

ISN'T IT SPELLED I-L-O-V-E-D-T-H-A-T-B-U-T-N-E-V-E-R-T-H-E-L-E-S-S-I-T-S-M-Y-J-O-B? (::NIBBLES::)
(::weeps like a very sad kitty for her strawberry milky::)

(I SWEAR ON THE THINGS IN ZOD'S TROUSERS THAT I HAVE! SRSLY! & ALAS . . . I THINK I MAY HAVE MISTAKEN HIS OUTLINE FOR BEING A PICTURE OF HIM IN A BIKINI . . . IT IS, IT IS! I SUPPOSE IT'S NOT, BUT IF IT'S SMOOTH, IT'S EASIER TO LICK & MAYBE NIBBLE AT, RIGHT? BUT YES, YOU'RE VERY RIGHT ABOUT A FANGIRL'S PEOPLE'S EYES. BUT, & EVEN THOUGH I SHOULDN'T TELL YOU THIS, WILL IT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER TO KNOW THAT HIS CHEST HAIR WILL RETURN LATER ON? [IT'S NOT TOTALLY WAX-LIKE!]
::NODS MORE:: [. . . My memory!]
[Ah, yes, I remember that episode! She's sex-obsessed! D: D:
::is a happy mew:: [NO . . . ]

::says she looks adorable::
::IZCRYING HARDER FROM SEEING YOU CRYING HARDER::

* ::goes 'woof woof'::

* YOU ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!

::MOAR SNUGGLIES:: (::luffs her::)

[nentari.livejournal.com]

I can imagine. :)

*DEDD* OH DEAR. (Since he seems to have his chest hair in him, I'm okay with that.)

OH.

NO, IT'S M-U-S-H-R-O-O-M-M-U-S-H-R-O-O-M! (OW!)
(*calls a vet and asks if it's allowed*)

(YOU HAVE THINGS IN ZOD'S TROUSERS? :P WHERE DID YOU FIND SUCH A PICTURE? NOOOOOOOOOT! DEPENDS ON WHAT SORT OF GAMES YOU'RE INTERESTED... OOH YES, THAT INFORMATION MAKES ME VERY HAPPY INDEED! :DDD [That's not what you said!]
*NODS BACK* [What about it?]
[She is, yes. I guess this is the result of living in self-imposed celibacy for over 1000 years. Damn, now I want to see Doyle be Masonesque again. :(]
*tickletickletickle* [THEY WERE HUGE!]


*CLINGS TO YOU*

* o_O

* I'M NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

*LIKES SNUGGLES* ()

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O, YES. :D

::TUCKS HIM INTO YOUR SHIRT:: (Well, I have Anthony, Mason, Fitz & Zod . . . should I really lend you one for sexy funsies?)

YES. ::GROPES THEM:: SO, GO BACK & LOOK FOR THEM. :P

I THOUGHT IT WAS O-M-N-O-M-N-O-M-M-U-S-H-R-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-M-S! (::LOVES YOU::)
(::is still weeping for her pink milky::)

(I BLOODY WISH! :P MY EYES? ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! MMMM, THAT ANSWER WILL DO, I SUPPOSE. ::NIBBLES AND LICKS AT HIS CHEST:: YAY! THAT'S WHY I WANT YOU TO SEE SERIES NINE, LOVE! [Yes I did!]
::NODS IN UNISON:: [. . . I can't remember what we were talking about? ::RUNS::]
[Well, THAT sucks. But it explains a lot. . . . Wibble?]
::waves her tail gleefully, tickling you under your chin:: [I THOUGHT THEY WERE TINY! OOPS!]

::dances with her::
::IZWEEPING LOUDER::

* ::goes 'WOOOOOF' and bites you::

* ::SHOWS YOU SOME PICTURES:: SEE?!

* ::LOVES GIVING THEM TO YOU:: (::skips with her::)

[nentari.livejournal.com]

HEE.

*DEDD* (Yes, please?)

I CANNAE FIND THEM!

THAT'S ONE WAY OF READING IT, YES. (*HAS AN OWIE*)
(*is relieved to get veterinary confirmation that you can indeed drink strawberry milk and hands you a saucer of it*)

(THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID. OH DEAR. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTT! IT'S A TRUE ANSWER, YOU KNOW. LIKE I SAID, I'LL TRY AND FIND IT. [No you didn't!]
*NOD NOD* [Don't worry, I forgot it too!]
[That poor girl... I mean, demon. Here's a Doyle/Cordelia vid with a bit of dialogue, if you want to see how he was like and his dynamics with Cordy, as they're definitely my Angel OTP. In my personal canon his spirit ended up in a heavenly dimension, and Cordy followed him afterwards and they were reunited for all eternity.]
*giggles* [YEAH, "OOPS". :(]


*OFFERS HANKY*

* *goes "OW!"*

* THOSE ARE PICTURES OF ZOD WITH HIS CHEST WAXED.

* *IZHAPPY* ()

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MEOW.

::TAKES PICTURES OF THIS:: (Well . . . do I WANT to, that's the thing . . . )

YOU CAN'T FIND THE PICSPAM?!

OKAY THEN! I WANT MUSHROOMS NAO. (::STILL LOVES YOU AND BITES AGAIN::)
(::mews loudly and begins lapping up her milky::)

(I DID NOT! I KNOOOOOOOOW. ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! NO IT ISN'T. ::SHAKES HER HEAD:: YAY! ::IS HAPPY TO HEAR THIS:: [I DID!]
::BOWS HEAD:: [O, okay then! :D]
[I suppose . . . AWWW. & AWW AGAIN!]
::keeps doing it:: [WELL . . . OLIVER FORGIVES ME, RIGHT?]

::swings her about::
::IZ A KITTY WITHOUT THUMBS::

* ::BITES YOU AGAIN::

* ::LOOKS AT THEM:: YOU LIE.

* ::IZTOO:: (::luffs her moar::)

[nentari.livejournal.com]

TEE-HEE.

*DEDD IN PIKSHURZ* (Pleeeeeeeeeeease? *bats eyelashes*)

I'M RETREADING THE COMMENTS BUT I HAVEN'T FOUND THE LINK YET.

I THINK I'LL GO TO THE HEALTH-FOOD SUPERMARKET DOWNTOWN DURING MY LUNCH BREAK AND BUY A MUSHROOM BAGEL - THEY'RE YUMMY. (OOOOOOOOOOOW!)
(*pets you while you drink*)

(DID TOO! DEAR OH DEAR. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! YES, IT IS. STILL TRYING... [You did not!] *NOD NOD NOD* [So we'll both be amnesiacs together!]
[But she snogged Giles later, so good for her - even if it was an accident. :P I'll take it you've watched the clip, then? And now I have this urge to buy the S1 DVDs and watch the Doyle episodes.]
*gigglegiggle* [HE'S DEAD, HOW CAN HE FORGIVE ANYTHING?]


*WAS MEANING FOR YOU TO ALLOW YOUR EYES TO BE WIPED*

* OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!

* I'M NOT LYING - LOOK AT HIM!

* *BEAMZ* ()

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NAO I WANT MOAR ZOD.

::IZ AMUSED BY YOUR DEDNESS AND TAKES HER HELLO ZOD PLUSHIE BACK:: (Mmmmm, I don't know . . . )

I FORGET WHERE I PUT IT, BUT IT'S HERE.

DID YOU? OOOOO, TASTY! (::BARKS CUTELY AND GOES 'CHOMP'::)
(::is motoring away and has strawberry milky on her nosie::)

(I DIDN'T! YESSSSSSSSS. IS IS ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! IT ISN'T. YAAAAY! [DID!] ::HEAD BOBBLES:: [OKAY! ::CLAPS HANDS::]
::licks your nose:: [. . . I HAVE NO IDEA!]

::brushes her leaves::
::WOULD LIKE THAT::

* ::MOAR BITES::

* I HAVE - THEY'RE NOT!

* ::LICKS YOUZ:: (::asks if she can talk::)

[nentari.livejournal.com]

DIDN'T YOU WANT MOAR MASON JUST NOW?

*DEDD* (Why not?)

I KNOW IT IS, I JUST HAVEN'T FOUND IT YET.

I DID, YES. IT WAS YUMMY! I ALSO HAD A CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE WITH OAT MILK (AS OPPOSED TO DAIRY MILK), AND IT WAS DELISH AND NOURISHING. :D (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!)
(*keeps on petting*)

(DID! WHY? NOT NOT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! IS! TRYING... [Did not!] *HEAD STARTS BOBBLING IN UNISON* [Goody!]
[I went to the store again in search of S9 Smallville, and since they couldn't order it I caved in and bought S1 Angel; I'll be getting reacquainted with my darling Doyle tonight!]
*giggles some more* [DO YOU KNOW A WAY TO FIX THIS?]


*GENTLY WIPES YOUR EYES*

* *CRIES*

* WHAT ARE YOU SEEING IN THESE PICTURES, THEN?

* *IZ LICKED* ()

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I DO WANT MOAR MASON! & I WANT MOAR FITZ. OMG, I MISS MY BABIES SO MUCH, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. THERE NEEDS TO BE A FISTFIGHT!

::is making him dance on your face:: (Mmmm, 'cause I'm possessive & I like being spoilt with sexy blokes with accents?)

::CROSSES FINGERS THAT YOU'LL FIND IT::

NOM! I WANT A CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE. (::MOAR CHOMPCHOMP::)
(::purrs and curls up on your feet::)

(ID I DID, WOULDN'T I BE BRAGGING ABOUT IT? WHY WHAT? IS-IS-IS-IS! KEEP DOING IT! [DID!] ::GIGGLES AT YOUR BOBBLY HEAD::
[Meow!]
[NOOOOOO, WHY DID YOU FORSAKE SMALLVILLE, DAMMIT?! ::CRIES FLOODS OF TEARS::]
::licks your chin:: [. . . NO?]

::puts perfume on her::
::IZ A HAPPIER KITTY NOW::

* ::DOESN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR CRYING::

* YOU & GOTH DOING SMUTTY THINGS IN HIS BED, OF COURSE!

* ::IZ GLAD TO LICK YOU:: (::asks if she likes being a berry::)

[nentari.livejournal.com]

OMG DID YOU NOTICE WE BROKE THE 100 COMMENTS MARK FOR THIS POST?

I CAN IMAGINE. WHY A FISTFIGHT?

*DEDD* (Ah well, at least you left me Lord Marshwood... didn't you?)

*WAS TO BUSY TO SEARCH FOR IT TODAY*

TRY IT, YOU WON'T BE SORRY; ANOTHER GOOD OPTION IS THE HOT CHOCOLATE WITH CARAMEL FROM STARBUCKS. (*MOAR CRIES OF PAIN*)
(*petpet*)

(I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME - YOU'VE STARTED IT. NOT-NOT-NOT-NOT-NOT! I AM! [Not!] *POUTY* [*purr*]
[I did not forsake it! The store doesn't do orders and they only have up to S5 since those are the seasons that were released so far in this country. And besides, I missed Doyle and leatherpants!Wesley.]
*is still very ticklish* [OH.]


*IS GLAD YOU'RE HAPPY*

* *CRIES MOAR*

* THAT NEVER HAPPENED, AND JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME SICK. *THROWS UP ALL OVER YOUR SHOES*

* *IZ STICKY* ()

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OMG! WE DID? AWESOME!

::CRIES:: I WANT MY BOYS! BECAUSE IT WILL BE SEXY?

::IS TIRED OF YOUR DEDNESS AND POKES IT YOU:: (. . . For now.)

::POUTY::

OOOOOOOOOOO! THAT SOUNDS HEAVENLY. (::CHEWS AT YOU::)
(::is cute and fluffy::)

(I PROBABLY WOULD! WHAT DID I START AGAIN? ISSSSSSSSSS-ISSSSSSSS! [YEH DID!] ::STILL GIGGLY:: [::likes to hear your motors::]
[YOU DID! ::SOBS LOUDER:: WHO CARES ABOUT THEM?! GO TO AMAZON NAO!]
::wiggles about in your arms::

::gives her pretty earrings::
::IZ ALSO A HUNGRY KITTY::

* ::DOES IT WITH LOVE::

* ::KICKS YOU:: EWWWW! WELL, YOU DID AND IT'S IN THESE PICTURES!

* ::LICKS YOU MOAR:: (::asks what her favourite drink is::)

[nentari.livejournal.com]

IT IS!

*HUGS YOU* FISTFIGHTS ARE SEXY?!

*DEDD AND POKED* (*poutyface* You want to have all Callums for yourself, don't you?)

*SAD TO SEE YOU POUTY*

IT IS! I DON'T CARE MUCH FOR COFFEE, SO HOT CHOCOLATE IS THE ONLY THING I GO THERE TO DRINK. IT HAS A THICK LAYER OF WHIPPED CREAM ON TOP, WHERE THEY POUR THE CARAMEL. :D (*IS CRYING HEAVILY*)
(*snuuuuuuuuugle*)

(WOULD YOU? WHATEVER IT IS YOU FORGOT. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOT-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! [AH DIDNAE!] *POUTY McPOUT* [*purrs louder*] [I didn't! And I care about them particularly about Doyle, who is sweet and adorable and who has got to be related to Mason in some way.]
*snuggles*

*
*feeds you yummy stuffz*

* *CANNOT FEEL THE LOVE, ONLY THE PAIN*

* THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SEEING - I'M SEEING ZOD NEARLY NAKED AND IN VERY SENSUOUS POSES.

* *IZ ALL LICKED* ()

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

AWESOME!

::NEEDS MOAR MASON NAO:: IF IT'S MASON & FITZ, HELL YEAH!

::KICKS YOU TO MAKE YOU LESS DEDD:: (Well, not Lord Marshwood, really, but maybe . . . what would YOU do with them, hmm?)

::IS STILL POUTY::

I HOPE THEY CAN DO THAT HERE! (::CHEWS YOU MOAR::)
(::licks your hand::)

(THESE ARE ZOD'S TROUSERS - YES! ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! [YEH DID!] ::KEEPS GIGGLING:: [::strokes you::] [YOU DID! YOU BOUGHT ANGEL! :O WELL, DOYLE MIGHT BE OKAY, BUT HE'S NOT ON SMALLVILLE!]
::moar wigglies::

* ::cuddles with her::
::noms the yummy stuffz down happily::

* ::DOES NOT KNOW THIS::

* I SEE YOU AND GOTH SERIOUSLY NAKED WITH SOME HANDCUFFS! YOU'RE LYING!

* ::IZ LICKING YOU SOME MORE:: (::asks if it's coffee or tea::)

[nentari.livejournal.com]

YEAH!

*OFFERS YOU A SIXTIES ENGLISH THING* WHY WOULD THOSE POOR POPPETS FIGHT EACH OTHER?

*STILL DEDD* (Play with their chest hair? I know YOU wouldn't do that and they need to enjoy something like that now and again. :P)

*OFFERS YOU CAKES*

I'M SURE THEY CAN. (*FAINTS FROM BLOOD LOSS*)
(*cuddles*)

(HM. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! [DIDNAE!] *POOOOOOOOOOOUT* [*motors like a speedboat*] [YOU'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T BUY FIREFLY AS WELL! THAT'S BECAUSE POOR GLENN QUINN IS DEAD. :(]
*keeps on snuggling*

*
*is glad you like them*

* *INFORMS YOU OF THIS IN BETWEEN SOBS*

* *THROWS UP AGAIN* STOP SAYING THAT! IF I SAW THAT, I'D BE THROWING UP EVEN MORE RIGHT NOW.

* *IS ALL STICKY* ()

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

MEOW!

::TAKES IT AND GROPES IT FREQUENTLY:: NOW WHAT DO I DO WITH IT? . . . FOR THE LOVE OF A GOOD WOMAN?

::KICKS HARDER:: (You're right - I'd wax it off! ::evil cackle:: But you can still no has! :P)

::LOVES CAKES::

NUMMY! (::WAILS LOUDLY::)
(::purrs helpfully::)

(I APPROVE OF HAVING THINGS IN ZOD'S TROUSERS. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! [DID!] ::MOAR LOLZ:: [::nibbles your ear::] [I LOVE FIREFLY! AT LEAST WE COULD HAVE PLAYED WITH RIVER TOGETHER THEN! ::CRIES::]
::is extra-happy::

* ::mews at her and asks her if she can mew::
::haz glee::

* ::BEGINS TO CRY HERSELF::

* BUT IT'S WHAT IN THOSE PICTURES! WHAT DO YOU SEE, HMM?

* ::LOVES LICKING YOU:: (::goes 'eeeep!' at the ghost letters::)

[nentari.livejournal.com]

MROW!

WHATEVER YOU WANT, MY DEAR. YOU KNOW HOW THAT ENDED FOR MASON WHEN RAY SLYTHERED INTO HIS DAISY'S LIFE.

*DEDD AND KICKEDD* (Aw, please? )

*HOPES YOU'LL LOVE THESE*

INDEED. (*IS A FAINTED HEAP ON THE FLOOR*)
(*pets*)

(I'D ASK IF YOU KNOW HOW DIRTY THAT SOUNDS, BUT I KNOW YOU'RE AWARE OF IT. :P NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! [DIDNAE DIDNAE DIDNAE!] *GLARES AT YOUR LOLZ* [*goes "ow"*] [I LOVE IT TOO, BUT IT COST A FORTUNE. :( AND I JUST FOUND OUT THAT GLENN AND I SHARED A BIRTHDAY. :(]
*offers you a treat*

*
*beams*

* *HATES TO SEE YOU CRY*

* I SEE ZOD LOOKING SEXY.

* *DOESN'T LIKE TO FEEL STICKY. ()

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MEW MEW!

. . . I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING! ;__; BUT FITZ IS A FELLOW VINTAGE BRITISH SIXTIES THING! THEY PROBABLY FISTFIGHT BETTER THAN WITH CREEPS LIKE RAY!

::CRIES AT YOUR DEDNESS:: (Well . . . )

::THINKS YOUR CAKES ARE TOPS::

DO WANT! (::IS CRYING LOUDER::)
(::motors merrily::)

(ACTUALLY I DIDN'T UNTIL YOU POINTED IT OUT. XD IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS [DIIIID! DIIIID!] ::LOLZ MORE:: [::looks very sad::] [MY RIVER IS WORTH IT! :D BUT NOT BEFORE SMALLVILLE! :o O dear. D:]
::noms it like a precious fuzzy angel::

* ::has never heard a berry mew before::
::moar glee::

* ::IZ STILL WEEPING::

* HOW SEXY, EXACTLY?

* ::MAKES YOUR MORE STICKY:: (::asks if she's a ghost berry::)

[nentari.livejournal.com]

PURRRRRRRRRR...

WELL, IF YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING LET ME KNOW. *SNUGGLES* OR THEY WILL BOND OVER A ROLLING STONES RECORD THEY BOTH LOVE AND HOW MUCH BRIAN JONES ROCKED.

*STILL DEDD* ()

*HANDS YOU A PLATEFUL OF CAKES*

GOODY. ()
(*wraps a pretty bow around your neck*)

(REALLY? [DIIIIIIIIIDNAAAAAAAAAAAAE!] [] [I WENT TO CHECK AMAZON AND S9 IS JUST TOO EXPENSIVE FOR ME TO ORDER. :( Yeah, if Wikipedia is correct I was born on his 8th birthday.]
*pets you*

*
*is absolutely luminescent*

* *OFFERS YOU A HANKY*

* TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THE PICTURE AND YOU'LL SEE JUST HOW SEXY.

* *FEELS EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE* ()

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

MROOOOOOOOW.

OKAY - BUT WHAT DO I DO WITH IT UNTIL THEN?! ::CLINGS:: BUT THAT'S NOT AS FUN OR AS SEXY AS WATCHING TWO VINTAGE BRITISH SIXTIES THINGS TRY TO KILL EACH OTHER! :O

::BEGINS TO WEEP AT YOUR DEDNESS:: (. . . STOP THAT. :O)

::NOMS AT HER CAKES HAPPILY::

GOODY YUM-YUUUUUUM. :P (::moar tears::)
(::hurries to a mirror to look at it::)

(YA, RLY! IS! [DID!] ::KEEPS LOLZING AT YOUR EXPENSE:: [::moar sadface::] [. . . SO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? ::SNIFFLES AND LOOKS VERY UPSET:: D:]
::licks your fingers::

* ::is confused by her::
::IZDAZZLED::

* ::IZ STILL A THUMBLESS KITTY::

* . . .YOU GOT ME SO FRAZZLED WITH THAT SNAP THAT I KNOCKED OVER TAMAMI! YOUZ CHEATING!

* ::MAKES YOU MOAR STICKY:: (::is happy that she isn't::)

[nentari.livejournal.com]

MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

I DUNNO - KEEP IT? *HUGGLES* WHAT CAN I SAY? I SEE THEM BONDING. AND GETTING STONED TOGETHER.

*DEEEEEEEEEDD* ()

*HOPES YOU'LL LIKE THEM*

TIMBO FOR PRESIDENT! (*starts to come round*)
(*asks what you think*)

( NOT! [DIDNAEDIDNAEDIDNAE!] [] [IT MEANS IT COSTS AS MUCH TO ORDER IT RIGHT NOW, EITHER ON AMAZON OR A LOCAL STORE THAT MIGHT DO SO, THAN TO BUY THREE BOX SETS OF BUFFY. He's my almost twin and he was reaped by Mason before I got to discover the show he was in. :(]
*snuggles*

*
*DAZZLES*

* *IS STILL OFFERING THE SAME WAY AS BEFORE*

* I AM NOT CHEATING! I JUST TOLD YOU TO TAKE A BETTER LOOK AT THE PICTURE!

* *WANTS TO TAKE A BUBBLE BATH* ()

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MEEEEEEEEEEEEW!

KEEP IT & DO WHAT WITH IT?! SINCE I'M WRITING MASON/DAISY ANGST & SEX, YOU SHOULD WRITE MASON & FITZ GETTING REALLY STONED TOGETHER! :D BONUS POINTS IF THERE'S A STONES ALBUM PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND, DOUBLE BONUS IF FITZ IS THE ONE WHO SUGGESTS IT FIRST.

::IS HYSTERICAL AT YOUR BEING DEDD:: (YOU CUT THAT OUT!)

::LOVES THEM::

I VOTED ZOD & ROMANA! :O (::is happy::)
(::mews in joy::)

(::IS WEIRDED OUT BY THE RANDOM OWL:: IS! [DI-I-I-D!] ::DUCKS:: [::wails::] [WELL . . . SAVE UP OR DOWNLOAD, DAMN YOU! ::SHAKES FIST IMPOTENTLY:: He is? He was? ::makes a sad face::]
::purrs::

* ::DANCES!
::DUN LIKE SPARKLY VAMPIRES::

* ::ACCEPTS::

* . . . IS THERE SUMMAT YOU NOT BE TELLING ME, LASSIE?

* ::MAKES YOU EVEN STICKIER:: (::pets her::)

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PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

I DUNNO - YOU DECIDE! I CAN TRY - WRITING BJ AND MARGARET COMPLETELY DRUNK WAS A RIOT, AFTER ALL.

*DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDD* ()

*IS GLAD*

WELL, SINCE TIMBO SHOULD BE QUEEN RATHER THAN PRESIDENT, ZOD AND ROMANA MIGHT BE THE BEST CHOICE. (*is still very dizzy and doesn't know where she is*)
(*smiles*)

(*POINTS OUT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID "O RLY"* NOT! [DIDNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAE!] *IS VIOLENT* [*feels poorly*] [THIS IS WHY I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET S2 OF DEAD LIKE ME EITHER; THE ONLY POSSIBLE ANSWER IS TO WAIT A FEW MONTHS UNTIL THE PRICE IS REDUCED. Like I said, his birthday was May 28 just like me, and since he died from heroin overdose - at the exact same age I am right now, I should point out - Mason must have been the reaper. :(]
*pets*

*
NOT A VAMPIRE*

* *WIPES YOUR TEARS*

* I TOLD YOU EVERYTHING: I DON'T LIKE GOTH, I'M NOT IN THOSE PICTURES, AND ZOD IS SEXY.

* *CRIES* ()

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MROOOOOOOOOW . . .

BUT I HAVE NO IDEA! D: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! ::DANCES::

::THROWS YOU OUT THE WINDOW:: (NO!)

::MEOWS::

FAB! ZOD & ROMANA ARE BADASS LIKE THAT, AFTER ALL. (::starts poking you::)
(::purrs::)

(::IS STILL CREEPED OUT BY THE OWL:: IS! [DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!] ::KEEPS LAUGHING WHILST DUCKING:: [::sobs::] [IT'S BETTER TO GET SERIES NINE OF SMALLVILLE! IS THAT WHAT YOU'LL DO? :D HOPE? ::makes with the wibblies & punches Mason for that::]
::vibrates::

* ::TWIRLIES::
::SAYS YOU IS::

* ::FEELS BETTER::

* YOU'RE INTO GOTH; YOU EVEN HAVE HANDCUFFS ON IN THEM! & YES, ZOD IS SEXY. ::LICKS HIS CHEST::

* ::IS HAPPY WITH HERSELF:: (::snuggles with her::)

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MEOOOOOOOOOOW.

CAN'T YOU THINK OF SOMETHING? I SHALL DO MY BEST.

*DEDD AND BROKEN FROM THE FALL* ()

*SMILES*

INDEED THEY ARE. (*goes "ow!"*
(*pets*)

(APOLOGIZES BUT INSISTS YOU ASKED FOR IT. NOT! [DIDNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEE!] [} [BUT SERIES TWO OF DEAD LIKE ME HAS MASON'S NAKED BUM! AND YES, THAT'S WHAT I'LL BE DOING. Don't punch poor Mason! The Graveling was the one who did the deed, Mason just helped Glenn's soul travel to a better place.]
*snuggles*

*
*INSISTS SHE'S NOT*

* *CUDDLES*

* I'M NOT IN THOSE PICTURES AND NEITHER IS BLOODY GOTH! ZOD IS, AND THERE'S NO HANDCUFFS. AND NOW, SINCE YOU'VE MENTIONED THE UNMENTIONABLE AGAIN, LET ME GET SICK ALL OVER YOUR BOOTS. *

* ()

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MOOOOOOO?

::SHAKES HER HEAD:: I CANNAE! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

::IS STILL VERY SAD:: (DAMN YOU, I WILL NEVER SHARE MY MENZ!)

::GOES 'MROW'::

ZOD/ROMANA PLLLLLLLLZ! (::moar pokies::)
(::tickles you with her taily-po::)

(::SAYS SHE DID NOT:: [DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID, DAMMIT!] ::DUCKS:: WHY YOU HITZ?! [::teary-eyed::] [EH, SMALLVILLE HAS ZOD'S NAKED CHEST! WELL . . . WILL THEY LOWER THE PRICE OF SERIES NINE? But he took him & Brian Jones & Mark Bolan! ::kicks Mason in the groin::]
::moar purrs::

* ::CLICKY BOOTS::
::SAYS SHE HAS PROOF::

* ::IZ A HAPPIER KITTY::

* YOU ARE, YOU ARE, YOU ARE! AND I DON'T SEE ANY OF ZOD IN MY SNAPS, JUST YOU BEING HANDCUFFED TO GOTH'S BED.

* ::LIKES BEING A STICKY-MAKING KITTY:: (::plays with her leaves::)