(o, this uncertainty is taking me over)

[riverdresses]

Eye exam tomorrow morning at nine-thirty. Grrrr. Definitely not looking forward to sporting my Tenth Doctor/Clark Kent specs or lacking my Edie Sedgwick-esque eye makeup. But I need an eye exam & more contacts quite badly, so sacrifices must be made, alas.

Damn, why don't I ever buy waterproof eye makeup? Waterproof eye makeup & defogger for my specs.

Screencapping continues to be a pain in my arse & there's a good chance that I'm just going to have to do it manually - screencapping is always nice, but doing it manually in VLC is such a drag - tedious, tiring & frustrating. But my caps just . . . vanish if I try to do it automatically, so if I want caps, I'll just have to do it all by hand. Ah, well. I've got some pretty subject matter to work with, so maybe it'll be less of a chore! It'll just take longer to get it all done.

& in less wah-wah-wah, I went skipping off to fanmix in search of Zod/Tess mixes & whilst I came up empty-handed (booo!) for them, I found - & yes, I'm shocked that I'm even going with this; but crack is fun - a really nice Zod/Lois mix! (Again, my shock is almost immeasurable, but Pandora is wicked shippy if you liked those two. & the phone fakeouts & Salvation up until the phonebooth scene are also pretty shippy. I'd . . . read it? & okay, maybe ship it. But I'm too busy scheming on how to promote moar Zod/Tess to think of them.)

I also forced myself to sit through watched Superman II last weekend. It was . . . well, not my thing, but it was nice. & I thought the fortress of solitude looked really Gallifreyan in design, which amused me during all the dull bits, i.e., the non-Zod or Clark bits.

& you know, the weirdest thing? I came out slightly hearteyes for Clark Kent. But then again, I've never been overly fond of Superman - he bores me, actually, & I was a Batman girl as a child. But Clark? Awww! He gets me right in my heart because of that sweet awkwardness he has. I like cutely awkward sorts!

Hmm. I remember once talking with nentari about how Sarah Jane Smith, in her early serials with Three, was very Lois Lane-esque herself, even in her wardrobe & overall look. I definitely saw that in the film & I sort of see it in Smallville!Lois too, even though I don't think she & Sarah are as much alike there. I think Smalliville!Lois is maybe a bit more Martha Jones-esque (especially in Pandora!) than Sarah-esque, but they're still a fair bit alike. But, hey, I loved Martha too, so it's a win-win situation all around.

& I'm pretty sure all of that preamble was just so I could mention how the Genesis song Me and Sarah Jane made me think of Clark & Lois without everyone thinking I'd lost my mind. (well, it sort of does! I think you just have to use your imagination to make it fit a bit.)

I went back to using my Twitter today at wordsindreams' enabling suggestion, since she's using hers more lately. I'm riverdresses there as well, should you want to follow me! (I update way too much there; you've been warned)

Hmm. Sort of want to practise my eye makeup now in lieu of of being able to wear any tomorrow - I know some of it will stay on & make it look like I have some on, so I'd have more of a Nico-esque, rather than Edie-esque look.

Also, LJ fucked around with the tags again, & made it so that any tag with a slash is basically a broken link, so I have to start reorganising my tags soon. GAH, WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH THE OLD SYSTEM, REALLY.

Edit: AAAAH OMG, THE MAKER OF SAID MIX MADE A BUNCH OF BEAUTIFUL ZOD & ZOD/LOIS ICONS FUCK YES! ::DANCES:: (It's been a bitch to find good, gorgeous, awesome Zod-centric icons. I DO NOT APPROVE. ::hisses:: brb, swiping & uploading all of them.)

Edit II: I forgot to add above, that after a little thinkythink (& seeing the Zod/Lois icons I flailed about above), I've come to the conclusion that Zod/Lois = Simm!Master/Martha, but somehow, not as squick-inducing for me. (I can read Simm!Master/Martha, but it kind of makes me uncomfortable & I've never figured out why.) Zod/Lois, on the other hand is just hot & twisted, & not like Zod/Tess - that's just evil & hot. So I could feasibly enjoy them more than I ever could Simm!Master/Martha. Go figure.

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[nentari.livejournal.com]

HUZZAH! *BRAINDEDD FROM THE HELLO ZOD EXPERIENCE* I have crazy hair so I should go regularly - but sadly, neither time nor money are my friends. IT'S THE PORTUGUESE EDITION, SILLY - IT HAS ONLY BEEN MADE UP TO S5. (Oh, pukey.)

WE WERE TALKING ABOUT GOING BACK TO THAT PICSPAM. ;P

NO, THAT'S ACTUALLY SPELLED T-H-E-P-O-R-T-U-G-U-E-S-E-D-I-S-T-R-I-B-U-T-E-R-H-A-S-N-T-R-E-L-E-A-S-E-D-I-T-B-E-Y-O-N-D-S-E-A-S-O-N-5. (GIGGLEGIGGLE)
(*cuddles*)

(GOOD POINT. REALLY? [I didn't watch the animated series, and I don't remember why. I'll be looking forward to knowing what you think of it, then.] Well, he DOES look like Marlon Brando... I NEED EVIDENCE. WHY NOT? KNEEL BEFORE THE POWER OF THE CHEST HAIR! [A research has shown me that what I actually have is the episode after that one. :/] AND EVEN MOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR BOO! [I... don't know? Maybe if it's revealed that Bizarro is also their brother?]
[I have a problem in that I prefer the earlier seasons, but the latter ones are the ones that feature my favourite character, Anya. It's a little paradoxical, isn't it? Ooh, that's an interesting twist there... Well, the Legion rejected all those idiots - apart from Matter-Eater Lad, that is, whom I remember seeing a lot in those stories I read. I also remember Dreamer, whose power was to see the future in her dreams, and a girl who had Superman-like abilities but only during the nighttime, as the sun would weaken her powers - she was rejected by the legion, but made it to the B-team. I don't know her original name (in the Portuguese translation she was called Nocturna) but she was awesome.]
Nope, still silleh. (Will it really?)


I DO. :D And very forward for the time, if you think about it. I love that episode - besides Wonder Bones, there's also the glory that is seeing Angel... I mean, Booth doing a nerd-voice. :D

* *tickles*

* WHEN WAS THIS?

IF I HAD, I'D BE GLOATING ABOUT IT. :/ ()

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IT'S AWESOME. ESPECIALLY SINCE THE MAJORITY OF MY KNOWLEDGE OF SUPERMAN COMES FROM Seinfeld. :P THE HELLO ZOD EXPERIENCE IS GOOD FOR THE MIND, MISS! ::SNUGGLES HER HELLO ZOD PLUSHIE:: I'm going to try & go more often after the disaster I made of my fringe previously, so I need to learn to be less of a tightfisted broad when it comes to my hair. ::CRIES:: GIRL, WE NEED TO PULL OUT THE BIG GUNS HERE. (Not pukey - sexy! ::licks his porcelain-esque chest::)

OH. WELL, DO IT. DON'T YOU WANT TO . . . WELL, SEE THINGS? ;D

BUGGER ALL THAT, IT'S REALLY SPELLED J-U-S-T-B-U-Y-I-T-F-R-O-M-A-M-A-Z-O-N-L-I-K-E-Y-O-U-S-H-O-U-L-D. (:D)
(::vibrates happily::)

(SEE? D: I THINK SO. [It was so much love. I wonder if they released it on DVD . . . & naturally, I'll tell you! & I do think that Zod first appears at the end of series eight . . . & HE DOES IT NAKED, RIGHT IN FRONT OF TESS! NAKED!ZOD FOR ME & TESS!] But I found him . . . a bit ugleh. ::HIDES:: REWATCH THE SECOND MOVIE! 'CAUSE! ONLY IF ZOD'S SPORTING IT! [WAIT A MINUTE. Is it Escape? If so WATCH IT. JUST WATCH IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH & YOU'LL THANK ME FOR IT.] ULTRA-BOOOOOOOO! [SEE? LOLZ. Well, I could take that, maybe.]
[Well, she's in series three & four! So you still have her! :D I liked it, I think. Hmmm! ::looks interested:: & I like the sound of Dreamer. ^_^]
DAMN. (Pain = memory! :D]

::cuddlecuddle::
POUTY! & yes, it was! So I approve. ^-^ HEEEE!

* ::meows with giggles::

* A LONG TIME AGO!

THINK BACK AS FAR AS YOU CAN! (::nibbles her leaves::)

Part 1

[nentari.livejournal.com]

Greetings to Lillibet the wonderful Wonder Girl, Orc Queen Danielle and Professor Dave (he of the voice like smooth, rich chocolate).

Not zombie-related and only tangentially connected to Halloween, but after listening to your thoughts on The Princess Bride I decided to submit to you another work featuring the great Mandy Patinkin: the TV show Dead Like Me.
The premise of this show is that Death, rather than being the one directly involved in taking lives, acts as "upper management", merely deciding who is to die, and leaving the dirty work to his minions. The actual act of dying is caused by gremlin-like creatures known as Gravelings, while the Grim Reapers have the task of collecting the soul of the deceased and help them cross over. This should preferably be done before the actual death, in order for the person to feel no pain.
Grim Reapers, it should be noted, used to be normal human beings who become Death's assistants by mere luck (or lack of it, depending on your perspective). When you become a Reaper, Death attributes you with a random number of souls to collect; you'll never know what that number is until you reach it, at which point you'll be allowed to cross over, and the last soul you've collected will become a new Reaper.
We learn of this strange underworld of Gravelings and Reapers through the eyes of Georgia Lass, better known as George, who dies at the age of 18 when she is hit by a toilet seat from the de-orbiting Mir space station. She joins the team of Reapers specialized in deaths by "external influence" (i.e., murders, suicides and accidents) from her home town, Seattle. The fact that she's still close to the people and places she knew while she was alive add an extra amount of drama to the story since, besides having to cope with her new "life" as a Grim Reaper, she also has to witness how her dysfunctional family tries to cope with losing her. A funnier link to her old life is the fact that she goes back to work at her old job, and builds an interesting friendship with her insane and inappropriate boss Delores, who is probably one of Bryan Fuller's greatest comedic creations.
But back to the other Reapers. The head of the "external influence" group is Rube, played by Mandy Patinkin. He's the one who receives Death's list, handing to the others their assignments on post-it notes. (Something tells me Lillibet and Peggy will like him.) He becomes a surrogate father figure for George, whom he calls "Peanut", and is often frustrated by her.
Next is Roxy. I'm not going to tell you how she dies, since it's a big spoiler, but the very 1980s manner in which she died has made her a very angry and bitter woman.

Part 2

[nentari.livejournal.com]

On the polar opposite we have Betty, who is the only Reaper that can be seen as well-adjusted and happy with her work as a Reaper. She left after only half a dozen episodes, and was replaced by Daisy Adair, a 1930s starlet who would have managed to sleep her way to the top of the Hollywood industry if it wasn't for her death on the set of Gone With the Wind. She appears to be selfish and superficial but, as time advances, we see that there's more to her than meets the eye.
And finally we have my personal favourite, Mason, played by Callum Blue. Mason died in London in 1966 from trepanation - in other words, he drilled a hole in his own skull, as he was told it would help him achieve the ultimate high. This suggests that he was already consuming illicit substances when he was alive, but nowadays his addition to drugs and alcohol seems to be mainly to numb the pain he experiences from all the misery and suffering he sees as a Reaper. A recurring theme in the show is his infatuation with Daisy, which quickly evolves into a very bittersweet love story.
We also meet Reapers from other departments, like a young boy who collects the souls of pets or a hospital nurse who deals with natural causes. And then there's the Plague Division, who sadly only make a very brief appearance in the aired show, but who are seen in the deleted scenes of the pilot episode to be a very bored bunch, who spend their long and uneventful days playing bocce in the park and hoping that the squirrels there will start biting people so that they can start working again.
And that's the show in a nutshell. It's a great tale on life and death that brilliantly mixes drama with (very) dark humour, and it's filled with great quotable moments. I strongly recommend it, with the exception of the TV movie that followed it - that one should either be thrown into Mount Doom and forever removed from the fans' memories, or kept under lock and key in the Black Museum.

All the best,
Patricia

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♥

I loved it! You did a lovely job in summing everything of concisely & interestingly & you gave a good little snapshot of each character, especially Mason, I think. (but you know me! :P) I can't wait to find out if they read it, doll!

(& OMG, I want to go hug Mason & say I'm sorry for having temporarily abandoned him for a Kandorian with arms like OMGWHOA. ::runs to him all wibbly with love::)

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[nentari.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you liked it! I trimmed a few bits, but the version I e-mailed them is almost unchanged. I included the bit about other reapers because, with Danielle being Squirrel Girl (and there being a recurring joke about squirrels in the podcast) hopefully it will be a good point for them to crack a joke; on the same note, my mentioning of the post-its (as you must have surmised from my comment) was included for Lillibet and regular feedbacker Peggy, who love them. This podcast is released every two weeks, so we'll only learn if they're going to read it by Halloween - or more likely on the next day which, since it's a public holiday here (All Saints' Day) will give me the chance to listen to it in the comfort of my home. I'll let you know then. I'll also be sure to inform you if the other folks at the Flashing Blade read my description of watching Androids of Tara with the twins, of course.

(I'm sure he'll understand but will still appreciate the hug.)

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It was lovely, bunny, it really was. & it made me so happy to see you writing about it!! ::bounces excitedly:: (& WHAT POST-IT JOKES?)

YAAAAAAAAAAY! I can't wait! ::tickles::

(::snuggles him and gives him pretty bottles of gin:: I hope he does!)

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*blushes* (No jokes, really - Lillibet always writes her notes for the podcast's discussions on post-its and their colour changes each time, and Peggy being just as much of a fan of the stuff is always asking what colour they are. So, I felt they'd enjoy it if I mentioned Rube's post-its.)

(Now that you've added gin to it, there's no doubt he will.)

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::big snuggles of joy:: (Post-Its are AWESOME! I'm glad to see other people appreciating them! ^_^ Post-Its are badass.)

(::feeds him strawberries and gin while lying in his lap:: YAY!)

[nentari.livejournal.com]

THAT'S A GOOD PLACE TO GET KNOWLEDGE FROM! YOU HAVE A HELLO ZOD PLUSHIE?! *BRAINDEDD AGAIN* I need to learn to earn more money to go there more often. :P WHADDAYAMEAN, "BIG GUNS"? (He looks all white and pasty like that. *cries the loss of the sexy chest hair*)

WHAT SORT OF THINGS?

SPELL IT WITH ME: A-N-E-W-G-O-O-D-I-E-S-D-V-D-I-S-G-O-I-N-G-T-O-B-E-R-E-L-E-A-S-E-D-S-O-O-N-A-N-D-I-L-L-N-E-E-D-M-Y-A-M-A-Z-O-N-L-I-M-I-T-T-O-O-R-D-E-R-T-H-A-T-O-N-E-P-L-U-S-T-H-E-A-V-E-N-G-E-R-S. (HIHIHIH)
(*offers you a sauce of milky*)

(HM. YOU SURE? [Hopefully yes, as it's got a cult status nowadays. Ooh, I wanna see that!] I was never much into Brando, so there's no need to hide. Unless you were saying someone else was ugly... I THINK I MUST, BECAUSE I DO NOT RECALL THAT. NOT AN ANSWER! WHAT ABOUT FITZ OR MASON? I can't watch it all the way through because all I have in that file is the scene with Zod's hairless chest and later on when he gets his powers back.] MEGA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [No, I don't see! :( Maybe?]
[Only in a handful of episodes in which she only appears a few times. And the Giles/Anya snog only happens in S6, and I love that. You're not sure you liked it? Dreamer (or Dream Girl, as she was also known) was also almost as clever as Brainiac and very hot - as you can see here.]
Sorry. [Let's hope you're ri... ooh, he just got another girl pregnant!]


AW, DON'T POUT! And Diana approves as well, I'm sure. It's very nasal and dorky, and made me have mental visions of an AU of Buffy where Angelus was a dork instead of being evil.

* *huggles*

* BUT WHEN?????

I WENT BACK UP TO WHEN I WAS 5, AND STILL HAVE NOTHING. ()

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

ABSOLUTELY! ::WAVES HER HELLO ZOD PLUSHIE AT YOU:: INNIT CUTE? :P ::tickles you:: That would also be nice. ;) I MEAN ZOD'S BIG GUNS AMAZON TIMES, OF COURSE! (OMG HE DOES NOT. ::BITES YOU:: He looks pleasantly porcelain-skinned! ::sings the praises of having a smooth, lickable chest::)

. . . THINGS!

NO, YOU SPELL THIS: B-E-B-R-A-V-E-A-N-D-J-U-S-T-B-U-Y-I-T-F-R-O-M-A-M-A-Z-O-N-A-F-T-E-R-Y-O-U-B-U-Y-T-H-E-G-O-O-D-I-E-S-A-N-D-T-H-E-A-V-E-N-G-E-R-S. (Hiiiiii kitty!)
(::laps it up eagerly::)

(SURE ABOUT WHAT AGAIN? [HOORAY! WHO DOESN'T?! NAKED. ZOD. HELL YES!] Me neither & YES, I thought he was rather ugly there - it's all about Terence Stamp! :D & YES, YOU DO. IT'S DURING THE GREAT BIG BATTLE OUTSIDE THE DAILY PLANET. IS AN ANSWER! WELL . . . I WAS NEVER THAT KEEN ON MASON'S CHEST HAIR & I KIND OF LIKE THE IDEA OF FITZ BEING SMOOTH-CHESTED . . . [O, then yes, you do have bits of Conspiracy - yay for Zod's hairless chest! - Escape is the one I would flip out if you had - & trust me, you would too!] INFINITE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [Well, you should! Maybe!]
[Well . . . be happy with that? I think I'm sure I did. OOOOO! She makes me think of a white-haired Barbarella! :D Yes, very hot indeed.]
MROOOOOOW. D: [BAD OLIVER! NO BISCUIT! ::staples more to his forehead::]

::cuddleticklesqueeze::
WHY NOOOOOOOT? ::claps her hands approvingly:: HEEEE.

* ::meows adorably::

* AGES AGO!

DIDN'T YOU HAVE GENTLEMAN CALLERS? (::asks if she minds being nibbled::)

[nentari.livejournal.com]

SEINFELD ROCKED. *DEDD* It's the most important part, I think. I'M CONFUZZLED. (His chest seems to have a lighter tone than the rest of him. And it was probably shivering from the cold now that its protection was gone. :P)

BUT WHAT SORT?!?

YOU ARE MISTAKEN, THE CORRECT SPELLING IS I-W-O-N-T-H-A-V-E-A-N-Y-M-O-N-E-Y-L-E-F-T-A-F-T-E-R-T-H-A-T. (HIIIIIIIIIIIII!)
(*watches over you as you drink it*)

(YOU KNOW. I always found Brando overrated, but everybody around me loves him. AND they brought him back in Superman Returns thanks to CGI! ...I DUN REMEMBER ANY BIKINI THERE! IS NOT! WELL, I LIKE THE IDEA OF THEM LOOKING NORMAL RATHER THAN HOLLYWOOD-WAXED, SO THERE. [Then this means my clip was badly labelled - boo! (And boo for Zod looking hairless and pasty!) Ah well, I have those scenes anyway, right?] INFINITE AND BEYOND BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [Should I? Just maybe?]
[And what about Anya singing about Xander's penis in Once More With Feeling? "Oh look, I'm dancing crazy!" Oh, and I also like the first season of Angel as it had Mason's Irish-born demon half-brother Doyle. Maybe Barbarella was the inspiration?]
*snuggles* [EEK, YOU'VE KILLED HIM!]


BECAUSE IT MAKES ME SAD! I like the sound of that new AU - gives a whole new twist to S2 Buffy. :P

* *hands you a bouncy ball*

* I DON'T REMEMBER IT!

NOPE, AND MY BOYFRIENDS (APART FROM THE ONE BACK WHEN I WAS 5) WERE ALL FRANK BURNS REPLICAS. ()

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

HELL YEAH! ::IS MAKING HER HELLO ZOD PLUSHIE DANCE ON YOUR HEAD:: WHY? (But somehow, it was still sexy! & may tongue would gladly keep his chest warm! & that, m'dear, is why he wore a shirt. ;D)

SEXY THINGS!

NO, YOU'RE MISTAKEN - IT'S OFFICIALLY SPELT T-H-A-T-S-W-H-Y-I-M-T-E-L-L-I-N-G-Y-O-U-T-O-S-A-V-E-Y-O-U-R-M-O-N-E-Y-F-O-R-I-T. (HELLO, KITTY! ::PETS::)
(::likes her milky, but prefers strawberry-flavoured milky::)

(I DON'T REMEMBER! I agree - not my type, honestly. & WAT?! O, THERE'S A BIKINI THERE, I SWEAR. IT IS! I LIKE THAT THOUGHT, I MUST ADMIT, BUT I WOULD FEEL FUNNY ABOUT IT. [Fools! (YOU MEAN 'PORCELAIN-LIKE' DON'T YOU?) Yes, you do! But as I've said, the whole episode is great. :D] & EVER AFTER BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [Yes! Well, I suppose . . . ]
[Is THAT what she was singing about? It's been years since I saw it (live, even!) I tried to watch Angel, but I couldn't really get into it. LOLZ WHAT? XD Maybe! At least in her hair & outfit, anyway!]
::izhappy:: [OOPS . . . WAIT, HOW DID I KILL HIM?!]

::squeezes her lovingly::
I DUN WANT YOU TO BE SAD! Agreed!

* ::bites it and frolics with it::

* YOU WILL!

O________________o WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DATE FRANK BURNS?! (::is glad she doesn't mind a loving nibble every now & again::)

[nentari.livejournal.com]

*DEDDDDDDDDDDD* BECAUSE I FORGOT WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT. (And disturbing. But the point was for him to be shirtless so that we could admire his torso, right?)

WHAT SORT OF SEXY THINGS?

THE SPELLING IS A-C-T-U-A-L-L-Y-I-T-W-I-L-L-T-A-K-E-A-G-E-S-A-N-D-U-N-T-I-L-I-M-A-N-A-G-E-I-T-Y-O-U-W-O-N-T-S-T-O-P-T-A-L-K-I-N-G-A-B-O-U-T-I-T-W-I-L-L-Y-O-U (HELLO!)
(*worries that it might be harmful for kitties*)

(SURE YOU DO. Instead of casting a new actor to play Jor-El, they grabbed a few scenes from Marlon Brando that were deleted from the first movie and had him "play" the role again, with some extra scenes made thanks to CGI. I DON'T RECALL IT. NOT! WELL, IF FEEL FUNNY ABOUT THE IDEA OF MAKING ALL MALE ACTORS UNNATURALLY SMOOTH, SO... [:( (No, it was more wax-like. Or like a Ken doll. :P) I believe you.] INDEED. [Why? So what's your answer?]
[One of the lines she sings is "His penis got diseases from a Shumash tribe." it was good, but way darker than Buffy. In the first half of S1 Angel's sidekick was Allen Francis Doyle, a sweet half-demon Irish guy with an almost Masonesque taste in clothes and an infatuation for Cordelia that was almost reminiscent of Mason/Daisy. With his talent to break my heart, Joss Whedon had Doyle sacrificing himself heroically halfway through that first season, a plot point that had important, long-lasting consequences but which makes me sad because he was my favourite. :)]
*glomps* [YOU STAPLED HIS FOREHEAD!]


TOO LATE. *IZSAD* :D

* *watches you play*

* I DON'T!

MY SELF-ESTEEM WAS AS LOW AS MARGARET'S. ()

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

Hee, I'm watching Superman II right now. HELLOOOOOOO, ZOD!

::MAKES HIM SING A LITTLE SONG OF WUV:: ME TOO. :O (Don't make me spank you! :P & YOU BET. ::licks his torso::)

SEXY THINGS IN TROUSERS, THAT'S WHAT.

WELL, I THINK THE SPELLING'S MEANT TO BE I-T-C-O-U-L-D-T-A-K-E-L-E-S-S-T-I-M-E-T-H-A-N-Y-O-U-T-H-I-N-K-A-N-D-T-H-E-B-A-R-B-A-R-I-A-N-S-A-Y-S-I-M-G-O-O-D-A-T-B-A-D-G-E-R-I-N-G! :D (::NUZZLES::)
(::mews hopefully for strawberry-flavoured milky::)

(I SWEAR, I DON'T! DUDE, THAT'S CHEATING!! WELL, I'LL WATCH IT & SEE IF IT'S IN THIS VERSION, SINCE IT'S NOT THE EXTENDED ONE. IS! HUM. ::LOOKS ALL THINKY ON THIS. WELL, TERENCE STAMP WASN'T ALL SMOOTH & WAXED IN Superman II, BUT HE CARRIED IT OFF SOMEHOW. & I LIKED IT! [::izpouty:: Well . . . maybe a LITTLE wax-like . . . BUT STILL LICKABLE & CARESSABLE! :D YAY!]
::NODS:: [Uhm . . . I'll get back to you . . . ]
[O____________________________________o ::cries:: Not a Mason-esque one! ::runs to Mason with cuddles::]
::mewmew:: [OOPS? BUT HOW WAS THAT DEADLY?!]

::pets her and gives her a hat::
::CRIES::

* ::is a happy ball of fur::

* YOU'RE LYING!

::HUGGLES:: (::loves her::)

[nentari.livejournal.com]

Yay!

*DEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD* WHAT DO WE DO NOW? (I shall only be spanked by hairy-chested Zod.)

LIKE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

ERM, IT'S ACTUALLY SPELLED B-A-D-G-E-R-B-A-D-G-E-R-B-A-D-G-E-R-B-A-D-G-E-R-B-A-D-G-E-R-B-A-D-G-E-R-M-U-S-H-R-O-O-M-M-U-S-H-R-O-O-M! :P (HEE!)
(*does not dare*)

(I DUN BELIEVE IT. IT IS, YES. LET ME KNOW, THEN - IT MIGHT JUST BE MY MEMORY FAILING. NOT NOT NOT! SEE? ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT IT'S NOT A BAD THING TO HAVE A HAIRY CHEST, AND IF CALLUM'S ZOD STARTED OUT LOOKING ONE WAY THEN HE SHOULDN'T HAVE CHANGED LATER ON. JUST BECAUSE HE CARRIES OFF BOTH STYLES DOESN'T MEAN FANGIRLS PEOPLE WON'T NOTICE THESE THINGS. [You want to lick wax?!]
*AGREES* [Why can't you answer straight away?]
[To put it in context: in an S4 episode, Xander was cursed by the spirits of an indian burial ground, who gave him all the diseases the white men carried to America and which wiped out the tribe; one of those diseases was syphilis, and Anya for some reason focused solely on that one since it meant no sex for her - and two years after the curse was lifted, it was clearly still fresh in her mind. I know! I adored Doyle from the very first second, and now I know it was because he was so Masonesque. And sadly, the actor playing him also died years ago from an overdose. :(]
*tickles* [DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THOSE STAPLES YOU USED?]


*IZSADDER FROM SEEING YOU CRY*

* *is glad you're happy*

* I'M NOT!

THANKS - I KNOW BETTER NOW, I HOPE. ()

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

WAS WONDERFUL!

::MAKES HIM GIVE YOU A KISS ON THE CHEEK:: I HAVE NO IDEA. (:O That's MY job & mine alone - you can get spanked by Anthony Knivert, possibly . . .)

LIKE . . . SEXY THINGS IN TROUSERS THAT IF THEY'RE ZOD'S, I'D LIKE TO GROPE.

ISN'T IT SPELLED I-L-O-V-E-D-T-H-A-T-B-U-T-N-E-V-E-R-T-H-E-L-E-S-S-I-T-S-M-Y-J-O-B? (::NIBBLES::)
(::weeps like a very sad kitty for her strawberry milky::)

(I SWEAR ON THE THINGS IN ZOD'S TROUSERS THAT I HAVE! SRSLY! & ALAS . . . I THINK I MAY HAVE MISTAKEN HIS OUTLINE FOR BEING A PICTURE OF HIM IN A BIKINI . . . IT IS, IT IS! I SUPPOSE IT'S NOT, BUT IF IT'S SMOOTH, IT'S EASIER TO LICK & MAYBE NIBBLE AT, RIGHT? BUT YES, YOU'RE VERY RIGHT ABOUT A FANGIRL'S PEOPLE'S EYES. BUT, & EVEN THOUGH I SHOULDN'T TELL YOU THIS, WILL IT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER TO KNOW THAT HIS CHEST HAIR WILL RETURN LATER ON? [IT'S NOT TOTALLY WAX-LIKE!]
::NODS MORE:: [. . . My memory!]
[Ah, yes, I remember that episode! She's sex-obsessed! D: D:
::is a happy mew:: [NO . . . ]

::says she looks adorable::
::IZCRYING HARDER FROM SEEING YOU CRYING HARDER::

* ::goes 'woof woof'::

* YOU ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!

::MOAR SNUGGLIES:: (::luffs her::)

[nentari.livejournal.com]

I can imagine. :)

*DEDD* OH DEAR. (Since he seems to have his chest hair in him, I'm okay with that.)

OH.

NO, IT'S M-U-S-H-R-O-O-M-M-U-S-H-R-O-O-M! (OW!)
(*calls a vet and asks if it's allowed*)

(YOU HAVE THINGS IN ZOD'S TROUSERS? :P WHERE DID YOU FIND SUCH A PICTURE? NOOOOOOOOOT! DEPENDS ON WHAT SORT OF GAMES YOU'RE INTERESTED... OOH YES, THAT INFORMATION MAKES ME VERY HAPPY INDEED! :DDD [That's not what you said!]
*NODS BACK* [What about it?]
[She is, yes. I guess this is the result of living in self-imposed celibacy for over 1000 years. Damn, now I want to see Doyle be Masonesque again. :(]
*tickletickletickle* [THEY WERE HUGE!]


*CLINGS TO YOU*

* o_O

* I'M NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

*LIKES SNUGGLES* ()

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

O, YES. :D

::TUCKS HIM INTO YOUR SHIRT:: (Well, I have Anthony, Mason, Fitz & Zod . . . should I really lend you one for sexy funsies?)

YES. ::GROPES THEM:: SO, GO BACK & LOOK FOR THEM. :P

I THOUGHT IT WAS O-M-N-O-M-N-O-M-M-U-S-H-R-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-M-S! (::LOVES YOU::)
(::is still weeping for her pink milky::)

(I BLOODY WISH! :P MY EYES? ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! MMMM, THAT ANSWER WILL DO, I SUPPOSE. ::NIBBLES AND LICKS AT HIS CHEST:: YAY! THAT'S WHY I WANT YOU TO SEE SERIES NINE, LOVE! [Yes I did!]
::NODS IN UNISON:: [. . . I can't remember what we were talking about? ::RUNS::]
[Well, THAT sucks. But it explains a lot. . . . Wibble?]
::waves her tail gleefully, tickling you under your chin:: [I THOUGHT THEY WERE TINY! OOPS!]

::dances with her::
::IZWEEPING LOUDER::

* ::goes 'WOOOOOF' and bites you::

* ::SHOWS YOU SOME PICTURES:: SEE?!

* ::LOVES GIVING THEM TO YOU:: (::skips with her::)

[nentari.livejournal.com]

HEE.

*DEDD* (Yes, please?)

I CANNAE FIND THEM!

THAT'S ONE WAY OF READING IT, YES. (*HAS AN OWIE*)
(*is relieved to get veterinary confirmation that you can indeed drink strawberry milk and hands you a saucer of it*)

(THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID. OH DEAR. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTT! IT'S A TRUE ANSWER, YOU KNOW. LIKE I SAID, I'LL TRY AND FIND IT. [No you didn't!]
*NOD NOD* [Don't worry, I forgot it too!]
[That poor girl... I mean, demon. Here's a Doyle/Cordelia vid with a bit of dialogue, if you want to see how he was like and his dynamics with Cordy, as they're definitely my Angel OTP. In my personal canon his spirit ended up in a heavenly dimension, and Cordy followed him afterwards and they were reunited for all eternity.]
*giggles* [YEAH, "OOPS". :(]


*OFFERS HANKY*

* *goes "OW!"*

* THOSE ARE PICTURES OF ZOD WITH HIS CHEST WAXED.

* *IZHAPPY* ()

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

MEOW.

::TAKES PICTURES OF THIS:: (Well . . . do I WANT to, that's the thing . . . )

YOU CAN'T FIND THE PICSPAM?!

OKAY THEN! I WANT MUSHROOMS NAO. (::STILL LOVES YOU AND BITES AGAIN::)
(::mews loudly and begins lapping up her milky::)

(I DID NOT! I KNOOOOOOOOW. ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! NO IT ISN'T. ::SHAKES HER HEAD:: YAY! ::IS HAPPY TO HEAR THIS:: [I DID!]
::BOWS HEAD:: [O, okay then! :D]
[I suppose . . . AWWW. & AWW AGAIN!]
::keeps doing it:: [WELL . . . OLIVER FORGIVES ME, RIGHT?]

::swings her about::
::IZ A KITTY WITHOUT THUMBS::

* ::BITES YOU AGAIN::

* ::LOOKS AT THEM:: YOU LIE.

* ::IZTOO:: (::luffs her moar::)

[nentari.livejournal.com]

TEE-HEE.

*DEDD IN PIKSHURZ* (Pleeeeeeeeeeease? *bats eyelashes*)

I'M RETREADING THE COMMENTS BUT I HAVEN'T FOUND THE LINK YET.

I THINK I'LL GO TO THE HEALTH-FOOD SUPERMARKET DOWNTOWN DURING MY LUNCH BREAK AND BUY A MUSHROOM BAGEL - THEY'RE YUMMY. (OOOOOOOOOOOW!)
(*pets you while you drink*)

(DID TOO! DEAR OH DEAR. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! YES, IT IS. STILL TRYING... [You did not!] *NOD NOD NOD* [So we'll both be amnesiacs together!]
[But she snogged Giles later, so good for her - even if it was an accident. :P I'll take it you've watched the clip, then? And now I have this urge to buy the S1 DVDs and watch the Doyle episodes.]
*gigglegiggle* [HE'S DEAD, HOW CAN HE FORGIVE ANYTHING?]


*WAS MEANING FOR YOU TO ALLOW YOUR EYES TO BE WIPED*

* OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!

* I'M NOT LYING - LOOK AT HIM!

* *BEAMZ* ()

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

NAO I WANT MOAR ZOD.

::IZ AMUSED BY YOUR DEDNESS AND TAKES HER HELLO ZOD PLUSHIE BACK:: (Mmmmm, I don't know . . . )

I FORGET WHERE I PUT IT, BUT IT'S HERE.

DID YOU? OOOOO, TASTY! (::BARKS CUTELY AND GOES 'CHOMP'::)
(::is motoring away and has strawberry milky on her nosie::)

(I DIDN'T! YESSSSSSSSS. IS IS ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! IT ISN'T. YAAAAY! [DID!] ::HEAD BOBBLES:: [OKAY! ::CLAPS HANDS::]
::licks your nose:: [. . . I HAVE NO IDEA!]

::brushes her leaves::
::WOULD LIKE THAT::

* ::MOAR BITES::

* I HAVE - THEY'RE NOT!

* ::LICKS YOUZ:: (::asks if she can talk::)

[nentari.livejournal.com]

DIDN'T YOU WANT MOAR MASON JUST NOW?

*DEDD* (Why not?)

I KNOW IT IS, I JUST HAVEN'T FOUND IT YET.

I DID, YES. IT WAS YUMMY! I ALSO HAD A CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE WITH OAT MILK (AS OPPOSED TO DAIRY MILK), AND IT WAS DELISH AND NOURISHING. :D (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!)
(*keeps on petting*)

(DID! WHY? NOT NOT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! IS! TRYING... [Did not!] *HEAD STARTS BOBBLING IN UNISON* [Goody!]
[I went to the store again in search of S9 Smallville, and since they couldn't order it I caved in and bought S1 Angel; I'll be getting reacquainted with my darling Doyle tonight!]
*giggles some more* [DO YOU KNOW A WAY TO FIX THIS?]


*GENTLY WIPES YOUR EYES*

* *CRIES*

* WHAT ARE YOU SEEING IN THESE PICTURES, THEN?

* *IZ LICKED* ()

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

I DO WANT MOAR MASON! & I WANT MOAR FITZ. OMG, I MISS MY BABIES SO MUCH, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. THERE NEEDS TO BE A FISTFIGHT!

::is making him dance on your face:: (Mmmm, 'cause I'm possessive & I like being spoilt with sexy blokes with accents?)

::CROSSES FINGERS THAT YOU'LL FIND IT::

NOM! I WANT A CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE. (::MOAR CHOMPCHOMP::)
(::purrs and curls up on your feet::)

(ID I DID, WOULDN'T I BE BRAGGING ABOUT IT? WHY WHAT? IS-IS-IS-IS! KEEP DOING IT! [DID!] ::GIGGLES AT YOUR BOBBLY HEAD::
[Meow!]
[NOOOOOO, WHY DID YOU FORSAKE SMALLVILLE, DAMMIT?! ::CRIES FLOODS OF TEARS::]
::licks your chin:: [. . . NO?]

::puts perfume on her::
::IZ A HAPPIER KITTY NOW::

* ::DOESN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR CRYING::

* YOU & GOTH DOING SMUTTY THINGS IN HIS BED, OF COURSE!

* ::IZ GLAD TO LICK YOU:: (::asks if she likes being a berry::)