(ladies come & join the party ;; dance dance, show me how you move it ;; they have a crush on you!)

[riverdresses]

I'm in a deeply silly mood this morning - possibly because of all the sleep I finally got! So you can has picspam & Betsy's first ever crackwhore!poll!

PICSPAM FIRST! Today I'm bringing you, for my first spam in a VERY long time, one of the sexiest women in science fiction, one of the most recognizable, & my new sex goddess, Amanda Tapping! & it's not just any Amanda!sapm, is is SEXY!Amanda!spam!

♥ NOT DIAL-UP FRIENDLY Sexy!Amanda!Spam! ♥

finding_jay & all my fellow Amanda/Sam fangirl friends? THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!

Let's start with one of my favourites!



Okay, now THIS is a flag I wouldn't mind saluting every now & again! & OMG, TAN LINES. ON THE BOOBAGE. TAN LINES. ::dies::

(HUGE hi-res version is RIGHT HERE)



hello there, sex kitten! RAWWR!



One word. CLEAVAGE. ::squees:: & the bedroom eyes . . . I'm sorry, were you saying something?

(HUGE hi-res version RIGHT HERE)



::sighs::

(HUGE hi-res version RIGHT HERE)



EVENING DRESS. BOOBTACULAR EVENING DRESS. HOW CAN ONE WOMAN BE SO HOT?

(HUGE hi-res version RIGHT HERE)



::drools all over keyboard::



AMANDA. You do know you'll break this fangirl if you keep looking so DEVASTATINGLY HOT & FRIENDLY, RIGHT?



O MY GOD. SHE HAS ACTUAL CURVES IN THIS PIC. (or maybe it's the dress?) CURVES. ON AMANDA. HOT AS FUCK Y/Y?



Aww, she is just so SILLYCUTE! ::hugs::

(HUGE hi-res version RIGHT HERE)



I keep thinking I should know who the guy is that she's with . . . but WHO CARES, AMANDA IS THERE IN FULL SEX ATTIRE, WHY AM I EVEN LOOKING AT THE GUY?



Even when she's silly, NO ONE CAN STOP LOOKING. ::flails::



Flirty casual/Marilyn Monroe style! ::squees:: O, AMANDA.



SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN! ::makes sounds only puppies can hear:: AMANDA ILU.



THE EYES. THE CLEAVAGE. HI, I AM DEAD OVER HERE.

(& bonus: pregnant!Jane Loughman!)



UM. PUPPY. AMANDA TAPPING IS HOLDING A PUPPY. AMANDA + PUPPY = EXPLOSION OF CUTE!

(HUGE hi-res version RIGHT HERE)



Okay, the CONTRAST of this picture is WRONG. But HER . . . JUST, IT'S AMANDA WEARING NOTHING BUT A FLAG & A CHEEKY GRIN. ::orgasm::

(HUGE hi-res version RIGHT HERE)



LEATHER, BITCHES. FUCKING LEATHER. & bonus David Hewlett! BUT LOOK AT AMANDA IN THE LEATHER. Nuuuuungh. ::collapses::

& now, let's have a crack!poll!

[Poll #1072307]

Comments

[scruffyduck.livejournal.com]

You are mental. I love the picspam. Just what I needed.

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

::dances madly:: I'm glad you enjoyed it! ::hugs you supertightly::

[pocky_slash.livejournal.com]

I HAVE TO GO TO WORK NOW AND ALL I WILL BE THINKING ABOUT IS THIS PICSPAM :O :O :O

(But, omg so incredibly superhot and I love her so much and it's such a SHAME her body was hidden under those unflattering uniforms for ten years. Thank god for whatever the hell they're wearing on Atlantis these days! UNIVERSALLY FLATTERING.

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

::BOXES UP THIS AMANDA!SPAM YOU THAT YOU MAY TAKE IT TO WORK WITH YOU::

(& YES YES YES! It is a SIN for someone as sexy as her to be hidden away in flight suits & BDUs! ATLANTIS UNIFORMS FTW.)

[girlknees.livejournal.com]

BETSY&hearts

i'd use the money to kidnap you to tokyo nana-chan!
& buy etsy purdynes&hearts

bb, are you msn available right now?

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

o, tashi! you = sweetness&wonderment&beauty all in one girl you know!

& IT WOULDN'T LET ME SIGN IN!! ::cries:: it doesn't like meeeeee. ;__;

but expect a little note from me this week! ♥♥ x 10000

[browncoatjack.livejournal.com]

Oooh, she's so lovely! Great way to start the day, thank you. *g*

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

You're quite welcome! Now THAT was a fun thing to get up early for! :D

[vaeltaa.livejournal.com]

She's really purdy! :D I wish Rachel Luttrell would do a photoshoot like that first one. *gg*

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

EEEE! If Rachel did one like that, the world would go BOOM! from the sexy! ::wishes right along with you::

[foreverseenstar.livejournal.com]

Okay, 1. AMANDA *dies*

2. I Hear the Bells! YES BEST SONG AND HAS FIC TO GO WITH IT BY lallybroch

3. I CAN'T STOP USING CAPS.

4. If you have a last name with an M, your initials will spell SAM. SAAAAM!

Anywayz.

Best picspam EVER. ...I still need more Amanda icons. ...but for now, uh, Joe Flanigan's belt buckle... and other stuff.

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

AMANDA IS THE GLUE THAT HOLDS THE WORLD TOGETHER, END OF STORY.

I Hear the Bells is one of my favourite songs EVER & OMG, lallybrooch's fic is SO FUCKING AMAZING. I LOVEZ IT SO.

& you KNOW capslocking is ALWAYS welcome in my LJ! ::KEYSMASHES RANDOMLY::

4. If you have a last name with an M, your initials will spell SAM. SAAAAM!

DUDE, IT WOULD! (I may or may not have considered McKay as a last name. ::whistles innocently::)

::licks Joe's belt buckle:: HAI JOE!BUCKLE & EVERYTHING BELOW IT! ::waves::

[inderpal.livejournal.com]

WHOO! Pretty and hot post and the poll is hilarious! ♥

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

HOT GIRLS & CRACK!POLLS FOR ALL! ::throws various cute girls & cracky polls up into the air::

[finding-jay.livejournal.com]

OMG I CAME LIKE 3459840584 TIMES.

ILU SO MUCH FOR THIS

OMG AMANDA. SEXY AMANDA. BEDROOM EYES. MORE BEDROOMS EYES. LEATHER. TAN LINES. SNDJOFIDSHOFIHDSF

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

YOU & ME BOTH. ::LICKS TEH TAN LINES::

ILU TOO ::HUGS::

[geeky-webmaster.livejournal.com]

Umm, HI super!sexy!dress!wearing!Amanda! *grins stupidly* (How is it LEGAL to look THAT GOOD?)

Eee! she looks so tall in the first one with the black dress! & I LOVE the glittery-gold one! *paws it*

*brain 'splodes at the last picture* I've seen this set before, but DAMN! Amanda AND David in LEATHER in one picture? And I used to think that the BDUs/black t-shirt deal was hot! What was WRONG with me?!

You're the BEST! *tacklehugs you* :D

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

GUH. Isn't she just DELICIOUS? ::flails like crazy::

& gold is SO hot on her - PLEASE tell me Sam wore an evening dress ONCE on SG-1! (& if she did, I will DIE when I get to see it, yes I will)

& DUDE, IT IS OFFICIAL: LEATHER+STARGATE PERSONNEL=HOTTER THAN ANYTHING ELSE EVER MADE, SRSLY. ::nods:: Tis fact! But I still think BDUs/black t-shirts are just GUHOMGSEXY on certain bookishly sweet archaeologists, y/n?

::tacklehuggles you right back:: THANK YOU! I'm so glad my spammy fun made you smile, I really am! & I STILL have your recs & surprises post to give you!

(& um, if I'm a really good girl, could I gank that SEXY icon of yours? ::fans self::)

[chocolatemuse.livejournal.com]

is it just me and my mom, or does she look pregnant in the new season of SGA?

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I'm not seeing it myself, I think it may just be her new uniform, unless there's something Amanda hasn't mentioned to us yet . . . ;)

& DUDE, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WATCHED SGA TOO. ::high-fives you::