(if I give you sugar, will you give me something elusive & tempory?)

[riverdresses]

Downpouring here in Middle Lantea today. Not the apocalyptic rain of before, but it still makes me happy!

OMG BIRTHDAY IS RIDICULOUSLY CLOSE OMGYAY. ::does a spazzy little dance of happy::

& speaking of birthday, I have a little tale to speak of! You see, I'm in the bookshop at the mall everyday. Not because I work there, but because I like being there & reading. Well, there's this fellow who is quite friendly to me & always makes a bit of time to talk to me when he sees me. Well, today, I was sitting in the stacks, flipping through a manga that I had illegally opened & a Postsecret book & he came by (for maybe the second time?) & said hello & such. Then he asked me what day my birthday was on. (it's next Wednesday) Then he said he'd thought it was on a Friday so he could maybe ask me out for a coffee.

. . . I think I was just asked out. (this is how bad I am with dating & such - I barely know when I'm being asked out!) Was I?

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

But enough about my boring real life! Let's talk about something fun . . . or rather, look at something fun, namely, a Kissing!Daniel picspam! This was a spam I promised lost_little_nat AGES ago but have been a bit lazy on doing. But now, I've done it! I do hope you all enjoy it - it's Daniel Jackson lip-locking with chicks! (& one pic of him & Jack where I SWEAR, they look like they're about to kiss. I SAY IT COUNTS.)

& as usual, all my caps are from Stargate Caps since I can't cap my own things, alas!

♥ NOT DIAL-UP FRIENDLY! ♥

Let's start at the beginning, shall we? Welcome to the Sha're/space whore era!









::giggles:: Okay, when I first saw Hathor, I kept thinking of one thing & one thing ONLY during that ep, but it's faaaaaar too naughty for me to mention here. But this kiss should help you figure it out!



Space whores suck, srsly. But they're always an opportunity to see pretty archaeologists out of their clothes!



I will NEVER be able to explain my shameless lust for Daniel in Need. I BLAME THIS SCENE.



Okay, not STRICTLY a kissing moment, but THERE IS TONGUE. I SAY IT COUNTS.



Preludes to kissing are always nice, right?



Sha're always could kiss. ::smiles:: Lucky bastard.



Okay, I am SORRY for how shitty this cap is, but I HAD to include it - who wants to pass up an opportunity for Slut!Daniel? I DON'T.



HAHA DANIEL JACKSON'S MACKING ON TABITHA SMITH LOLZ.



Ah, the Sarah era. Look how sweetly passionate Daniel is with her!



Okay, I included this cap just because of how DELICIOUS Daniel looks from the back - ignore Sarah & just focus on the pretty in plaid.





Something about this cap makes me go all tingly. ::swoons::



KISSING BE DAMMED, HE'S JUST HOT WHEN HE LOOKS ALL CONCERNED & CARING.



Sarah, apparently, agrees with me!



. . . the five o'clock shadow KILLS ME.



Now we come to the highlight of Daniel's kissing career - the Vala era!



HE LIKES IT, YOU KNOW HE DOES.







FUCK, HOW MUCH DO I LOVE THIS SCENE.



::collapses:: VALA I HATE YOU.

& now, we come to the best part of Daniel's kissing career - Unending! Warning, I did get a bit snarky here. ::pets Daniel::



Ordinarily, I'd be a-flailing over how tender a moment this is, except for Daniel's AMAZING display of douchebaggery toward Vala prior to this moment. THAT'S RIGHT DANIEL, HURT THE GIRL THAT BADLY, THEN TRY & SUCK UP TO HER. ::kicks Daniel::





FUCKFUCKFUCK, THAT LOOK ON HIS FACE. & WHERE HIS HAND IS . . . okay Jackson, I FORGIVE YOU. But you were still a total douchebag to her, DON'T LIE.

& now, I leave you with these last words, courtesy of miss Vala Mal Doran:



"He was THIS big!"

Whee! Off to answer comments & find a cold refreshment now - but you can all expect a Bondage!Daniel picspam sometime in the near future!

Comments

[finding-jay.livejournal.com]

I had a comment.

I did.

But I lost it somewhere between the Jack/Daniel tongue and Daniel sucking up to Vala.

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

Aaww, I'm sorry! Perhaps this will lure your comment back home?

[finding-jay.livejournal.com]

OH JESUS CHRIST OH GOD YES DO WANT

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

Vala's a-okay with that!

[finding-jay.livejournal.com]

OH YES OM NOM NOM NOM

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

Vala: ::pleased by a well-done job::

:D

[finding-jay.livejournal.com]

OH YES MOST DELICIOUS

[colonel-taisa.livejournal.com]

\o/

who wants to pass up an opportunity for Slut!Daniel? I DON'T.

NEITHER DO I.

I heartily approve of this picspam.

*waits for the Bondage!Daniel one*

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

Slut!Daniel = TEH SEX! ::licks him::

I'm glad you enjoyed it! Kissing!Daniel is always enjoyable!

[monkeyman.livejournal.com]

I think you know my opinion; I can't see why MORE people aren't asking you out. *hugs*

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

::hugs back extra tight::

Mew! It's probably because I'm shy & funny looking, alas.

(& I wanted to thank you for the poems you sent me - I ♥ Mermaid. [O, I do hope I got the title right!])

[monkeyman.livejournal.com]

Shy, perhaps. But you are absolutely lovely, my dear.

(I'm glad. I picked them particularly for you.)

[vaeltaa.livejournal.com]

Yay dating! And yay kissing! :D

...Bondage!Daniel? Okay now that, I am looking forward to. *gg*

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

Dating is shiny! Now hopefully he WILL ask me out at some point . . . ^____^

OMG was Kissing!Daniel not enough for you?! :P ::giggles:: But YES, BONDAGE!DANIEL IS MUCH HAPPY.

[jessm78.livejournal.com]

Okays... first of all... congrats on being asked out!! Tis such a cool feeling is it not? *jumps up and down w/you...then coughs 'cause she is sick...oops*

Second... man can that guy lock lips. Heeee.... though I think you forgot a couple pics. I submit for your consideration:





and yeah I know they pretty much suck and the second one didn't happen onscreen *pouts* but... well..... yeah....

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

Whee! It is, it IS! ::hugs you carefully & gives you some cough drops with lemon centers::

OMG HE SO CAN. ::drools shamelessly:: He NEEDED a whole spam devoted to his kissing talents!

ACK, I KNEW I MIGHT HAVE FORGOTTEN ONE! ::pouts:: Thank you for sharing that one with me - awww, Sam/Daniel kissies! & THEY SO DO NOT SUCK! :P Any kind of Daniel-related kissing is good!

& I WANT TO KNOW THE STORY BEHIND THE SECOND ONE PLEEEEEEASE. ::looks innocent::

[jessm78.livejournal.com]

*sucks on cough drops* Mmmmm!! :D When I started college I had similar experience - though never saw the guy again. *pouts* Ohwell, not meant to be! I have a sorta guyfriend who is taking flight training in St. Louis at the moment (yeah he is a flyboy - like Jack...*giggles*).

Soooo true! I've seen picspams of Mike in other roles kissing girls... Outer Limits, Under the Mistletoe, Andromeda... but there is just something special about teh Daniel kisses :D

Hee! No worries - I forgive you! Okie doke - story behind the second one.... Well... on the set of Resurrection, Michael and Amanda were fooling around and were caught kissing. Photographer decided to snap the pic (hey no complaints from me! *grin*). It appeared on Gateworld before the ep aired. Naturally, the lil legion of S/D shippers squeeeeeeeed as loudly as they could, and ended up pouting when it never came to pass onscreen.

But! Flash forward to the Grand Slam con in Pasadena... Amanda and Michael were asked to recreate that kiss and they did, with pleasure! And was caught on film too, hee heeeeeee. I have evidence if you would like to take a gander :D

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

Meow! You have your very own flyboy! ::giggles & tickles you with glee::

OMG YES. You um, wouldn't happen to have any linkies to THOSE spams laying about would you? The more Shanksalicious kissing!spams a girl sees, the BETTER! :D

Eeeeek! Too bad Amanda didn't mention that in her commentary for that ep! (I ♥ Resurrection!) I've seen that pic around so many places & yay for knowing the story of it now! :D

& O YES, I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO SEE THIS EVIDENCE YOU'VE GOT. Yes indeeeeed! Thank you! ::snuggles::

[svz-insanity.livejournal.com]

Don't feel bad! I'm the same way with guys. XD

But eee, happy almost-birthday! :D

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

Meeeeew! ::clings to you::

& eeeep, thankyou! ::kisskiss::

[geeky-webmaster.livejournal.com]

I think I was just asked out.

But, what did you saaaaay? *jumps up and down impatiently*

& Look at Daniel kissing all those pretty girls (and guy)! *fans self* Hot. Hot. Hot. :D

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

Meep! ::blushes shyly:: I didn't actually SAY anything, because he was called away into the back room, but I did smile! (& if I had a chance to say something, I would have said, 'O, I'd love to sometime!)

I KNOOOOOW! ::sighs happily:: Kissing!Daniel is S-E-X-Y.

& YOU DO KNOW YOUR ICON KILLS ME EVERY TIME I SEE IT, RIGHT? ::licks Daniel::