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[riverdresses]

& now, the second of my bi-weekly capslock abuse posts!

& NEVER HAS MY ICON BEEN SO TRUE. (EXCEPT FOR ALL THE REST OF THE TIMES IT IS)

- I am totally falling in love with Team Sheppard, I really really am! Not that I didn't adore them before, but wow, they're just such a family now. Awww, guys, you make me all sniffly!

- Hi Jennifer! ::waves:: Maybe you're not as annoying as I keep thinking you are.

- ::SNERK:: O, man, Teyla's Dream!Ronon thought she & John were gonna hook up? ::DIES:: Awww, cute!

- Ronon's dream = SERIOUSLY FUCKING CREEPED ME OUT. I'm sorry but getting buried alive is just REALLY disturbing to me.

- RONON MENTIONING JOHN'S NOT SEEING ANYONE. XD I LOVEZ.

- Jennifer's dream was just . . .UGH, THERE IS A REASON I DON'T WATCH HORROR MOVIES OR Alien & THAT IS WHY. ::washes brain out with soap::

- Dead!Teyla's face cracked me up, as did Evil!Deam!John thinking it was the coolest shit ever.

- DUDE. ONLY RODNEY WOULD TAKE A CHICK TO SEE Alien & then THROW UP ALL OVER HER. Rodney, ILU STILL. ::hugs::

- Ronon wants to see Alien! Dude, I vote somebody gives him Saw along with it - total Ronon flick. ::nods::

- Okay, Jennifer, you're a cutie! I may tolerate you for a bit.

- Awww, Rodney's scared of whales! (but what about Sam the Whale?!)

- DUDE. MY SLASHER SENSE IS TINGLING - ANYONE ELSE SENSE SAM/JENNIFER VIBES?

- Okay, we now have a break in the flail, because I want to say something real here: Kate's death . . . why? I mean, why did she need to be killed off like that? Yes, I knew she would be dead by the end of the ep, but it doesn't matter, what was the POINT? I mean, maybe I should just be lucky it wasn't anyone really wonderful, but seriously - she's so minor, her death just seemed pointless to me. Of course, I liked Kate, so maybe I'm the only one kind of distressed over that. Or maybe it's because I'm sick of watching characters I like needlessly die? I don't know. ::sighs:: Whatever. Writers lose five points for that crap.

- But they gain it back by a) Kate's sexy nightie & b) planting Sam/Jennifer seeds. But still, whoever ordered Kate's death? FUCK YOU.

- LORNE! We had Lorne! Sleepwalking!Barefoot!Needs!A!Hug!Lorne! ::clings to him:: O, sweetie, you worried us all with waving that gun around!

- The Teyla & John hugging moment - that was truly beautiful, it was. Even though the fact that John couldn't return it very well kind of annoyed me. But still, JOHN & TEYLA FAMILY MOMENTS!

- John's boots = I WANT PLZ. They're cute! & I bet I could wear 'em with my riverdresses!

- Rodney + tight jacket = SEX BOMB WAITING TO GO OFF! ::licks::

- John & Rodney will do ANYTHING FOR EACH OTHER & BOYS, YOU MAKE ME WANT TO CRY WITH HOW MUCH YOU LOVE EACH OTHER. ::hugs them both::

- that clown SCARED ME. ::ain't too fond of them either:: But HAHA, LOVED THAT MOMENT.

- DUDE. SHEP-ON-SHEP ACTION TOTALLY MADE MY BRAIN EXPLODE. SO. HOT. (& I love how on BOTH Stargates, SOMEBODY fought with their own replica! SO HOT.)

- Evil!John-on-Rodney action! AWESOME! & man, Rodney = kickass & I DARE SOMEONE ELSE TO SAY OTHERWISE.

- I swear, I could hear the 'I'msogladyou'reokayIloveyou' that John & Rodney DIDN'T say when John woke up - or did I just dream that moment up?

- DUDE, SAM/JENNIFER. I VOTE WE HAVE SAM/JEN FEMMESLASH, LIKE, NOW PLZ. YAY STARGATE GIRLSLASH!

Okay, I'm done! No more caps abuse!

♥ ♥ ♥

First off, I HATE that I had to wait until I posted this to say it (I don't like posting more than once a day), but HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEL (unamaga)!! I hope your day was awesome & filled with glittery cupcakes & hot boyporn! ::smoochsmoochSMOOCH::

♥ ♥ ♥

I was at the bookshop today, like every day, gazing up at all the pretty graphic novels, trying to find something to read, & guess what I found?

A single copy of Arkham Asylum which was BRAND NEW, 'CAUSE IT WASN'T THERE YESTERDAY.

Of course I grabbed it, without even thinking about it, & two hours later, I bought it. YAY! ::dances happily:: Gaaaaaah, I love Arkham Asylum so very much, it always makes my brain feel like I threw it in a blender when I'm done reading it. Good feeling! ::cuddles creepydemented comics to her bosom::

& I'm buying so much music off of iTunes lately! Mostly Rasputina & Emilie Autumn, but I'm planning on getting some stuff by Switchblade Symphony as well. THEY ARE AWESOME & THAT REMINDS ME, I WILL HAVE UPLOADS FOR YOU GUYS SOON.

::hugs flist:: I ♥ you all!

Comments

[mercury973.livejournal.com]

Wet Rodney and John for the WIN.

Cannot tell you how much I love this episode. I gotta go and watch again.

Seriously married. Why try to hide it?

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

FOR SERIOUS! ::throws a bucket of water over them:: I VOTE THEY STAY WET IN ALL FUTURE EPISODES.

::sighs happily:: I'm watching it AGAIN! :D BOYS, STOP TRYING TO HIDE YOUR GAY. ::pets them::

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[moodymuse19.livejournal.com]

O, man, Teyla's Dream!Ronon thought she & John were gonna hook up?
THIS MAY BE AN UNIVERSAL RONON THING. He made a passing comment like this in Sunday, too.

- DUDE. MY SLASHER SENSE IS TINGLING - ANYONE ELSE SENSE SAM/JENNIFER VIBES?
You may have peeked my interest. I'll keep an eye open. :D

But still, whoever ordered Kate's death? FUCK YOU.
Sigh, yes. Aside from being a way to tell us 'Yo, this situation is serious people. Look, someone who's been in more than one episode dies here!', WHY KILL KATE!

- LORNE! We had Lorne! Sleepwalking!Barefoot!Needs!A!Hug!Lorne! ::clings to him:: O, sweetie, you worried us all with waving that gun around!
Second hottest thing of the episode after the OBVIOUS, OF COURSE. Lorne is hot always, but like this? YAYZ.

Even though the fact that John couldn't return it very well kind of annoyed me. But still, JOHN & TEYLA FAMILY MOMENTS!
Someone needs to instruct John that when someone is hugging you, you are allowed to hug back and be less stiff about it. Hugging 101 for Sheppard! I can be the teacher!

- that clown SCARED ME. ::ain't too fond of them either:: But HAHA, LOVED THAT MOMENT.
Rodney, your mind is an odd place and we love it. *grabby hands* ME WANTS RODNEY.

- DUDE. SHEP-ON-SHEP ACTION TOTALLY MADE MY BRAIN EXPLODE. SO. HOT.
I never thought a dude fighting himself would be so hot. But this is JOHN and he makes everything hot, especially THIS.

& man, Rodney = kickass & I DARE SOMEONE ELSE TO SAY OTHERWISE.
MAYBE the writers are finally come to their sense and giving Rodney credit where it is due because, seriously? HE CAN KICKASS and you can't just ignore that when you want to.


ALSO, ALSO: "I thought there'd be more hot women here" "Yeah..."
RODNEY, DARLING. GET. A. CLUE. It's Sheppard's dream and when he's not distraught because you're gone it's because you're alive, and then, you're the only thing in his dream. GETACLUEYES?

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[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

::flails at you::

EPIC COMMENTS FTW, GIRL! ::high-fives you::

WE NEED SAM/JEN FIC, RLY. (besides, they'd be cute together! :D)

Sigh, yes. Aside from being a way to tell us 'Yo, this situation is serious people. Look, someone who's been in more than one episode dies here!', WHY KILL KATE!

EXACTLY. ::kicks the writers who came up with that plot twist:: Plus, Atlantis - a shrink = time bomb waiting to go off, y/n?

DUDE, THE ONLY WAY LORNE COULD HAVE BEEN ANY HOTTER IN THAT SCENE WAS IF HIS SHIRT HAD BEEN OFF. But I'm satisfied with what we got!

::bottle Rodney for you:: HERE YOU GO! :D ENJOY!

I never thought a dude fighting himself would be so hot. But this is JOHN and he makes everything hot, especially THIS.

UNNNNGH, YES. John-on-John action is DELISH! & random, another example of hot boy-fighting-himself moments is Jack fighting his own robot double in an ep of SG-1 - SO YUMMY! ::squees::

MAYBE the writers are finally come to their sense and giving Rodney credit where it is due because, seriously? HE CAN KICKASS and you can't just ignore that when you want to.

AGREED! Rodney can be a HARDASS when he wants to be! 'Specially if John's in trouble! :D

ALSO, ALSO: "I thought there'd be more hot women here" "Yeah..."
RODNEY, DARLING. GET. A. CLUE. It's Sheppard's dream and when he's not distraught because you're gone it's because you're alive, and then, you're the only thing in his dream. GETACLUEYES?

OMFG YES. RODNEY. HERE'S YOUR TICKET, NOW STOP MISSING THE CLUE BUS, OKAY?

O, RODNEY. One day you'll learn. ::nodnod::

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[moodymuse19.livejournal.com]

EPIC COMMENTS FTW, GIRL! ::high-fives you::

I ROCK AT THE EPIC. AND AT THE CAPSLOCK

WE NEED SAM/JEN FIC, RLY. (besides, they'd be cute together! :D)

It'd be a cute explosion. OHOH Now I want to see it, and ROdney's face when he finds out about them. And Jack's. OOOh the potential.


EXACTLY. ::kicks the writers who came up with that plot twist:: Plus, Atlantis - a shrink = time bomb waiting to go off, y/n?

YES FTW. They could take a chance to bring in not a new one but a whole BATALLION of shrinks. Because, SERIOUSLY. Batallion, I say.

DUDE, THE ONLY WAY LORNE COULD HAVE BEEN ANY HOTTER IN THAT SCENE WAS IF HIS SHIRT HAD BEEN OFF. But I'm satisfied with what we got!

THANK YOU for that image.
No, seriously, thank you. Now I NEED IT ON MY BIGGAYSPACESHOW.


UNNNNGH, YES. John-on-John action is DELISH! & random, another example of hot boy-fighting-himself moments is Jack fighting his own robot double in an ep of SG-1 - SO YUMMY! ::squees::

OF COURSE. God, how could I forget that? JACK. now I need Jack-on-Jack. *searches DVDs*


AGREED! Rodney can be a HARDASS when he wants to be! 'Specially if John's in trouble! :D

The other option is leaving his boyfriend in trouble which is, yes, NOT an option. HA.


OMFG YES. RODNEY. HERE'S YOUR TICKET, NOW STOP MISSING THE CLUE BUS, OKAY?O, RODNEY. One day you'll learn. ::nodnod::

And if he doesn't, WE WILL HELP HIM LEARN. We can hand him tons of fic so he can finally realize and get inspired and then we'll lock the both of them together in someone's quarters and GIGGLE MADLY. and get a spy cam and get pictures of the whole affair.

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[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

MORE EPIC COMMENTS! ::parties::

It'd be a cute explosion. OHOH Now I want to see it, and ROdney's face when he finds out about them. And Jack's. OOOh the potential.

OMFG YES, JUST TO SEE JACK'S FACE! ::DIES:: PLEASE SOMEONE, WRITE THAT? PLEEEEEASE?

YES FTW. They could take a chance to bring in not a new one but a whole BATALLION of shrinks. Because, SERIOUSLY. Batallion, I say.
YES, FOR SERIOUS. BECAUSE YOU DON'T LEAVE ATLANTIS WITHOUT SOME SORT OF ON-CALL PSYCHIATRIC HELP, YOU JUST DON'T.

& GIRL, WE NEED MORE BOYS WEARING NO SHIRTS ON SGA, WE REALLY KIND OF DO. (starting with Lorne please!)

OF COURSE. God, how could I forget that? JACK. now I need Jack-on-Jack. *searches DVDs*

EEEK, YES! Flyboy-on-flyboy is just MADE OF SEX. ::flops about in a very girlish manner::

And if he doesn't, WE WILL HELP HIM LEARN. We can hand him tons of fic so he can finally realize and get inspired and then we'll lock the both of them together in someone's quarters and GIGGLE MADLY. and get a spy cam and get pictures of the whole affair.

::stuffs John & Rodney into the nearest room & locks the door::

HERE'S A START! :D

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[moodymuse19.livejournal.com]

MORE EPIC COMMENTS! ::parties::
*gives you confetti, booze and snacks*

OMFG YES, JUST TO SEE JACK'S FACE! ::DIES:: PLEASE SOMEONE, WRITE THAT? PLEEEEEASE?
GOD, yes, someone needs to write that. I can just see them SGC, gateroom, Jack there receiving Sam on her first holiday from Atlantis (he was in the neighbourhood) and Sam and Jen walking down the ramp, Sam casually mentioning Jennifer was the person she'd talked about bringing home, holidays, etc, etc.
Cue in Jack's face.
AND NOW I NEED THIS TO BE AN EPISODE. Damn.

YES, FOR SERIOUS. BECAUSE YOU DON'T LEAVE ATLANTIS WITHOUT SOME SORT OF ON-CALL PSYCHIATRIC HELP, YOU JUST DON'T.
DO you have any idea the plethora of mental illnesses that place could give the weak? If it's not paranoia because someone's always out to get them, it's the imperative need to not touch ANYTHING because touching anything innocuous could kill people.

& GIRL, WE NEED MORE BOYS WEARING NO SHIRTS ON SGA, WE REALLY KIND OF DO. (starting with Lorne please!)
I SECOND THE MOTION.
We can start with Lorne, and then arrange the order. Must-haves: John, Ronon, Rodney and CHUCK.

EEEK, YES! Flyboy-on-flyboy is just MADE OF SEX. ::flops about in a very girlish manner::
I watched it yesterday and SQUEED TO DEATH. Flyboys! *squeal*

::stuffs John & Rodney into the nearest room & locks the door::
HERE'S A START! :D
GOOD FOR YOU! *shoves R-rated fic under the door*

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[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

GOD, yes, someone needs to write that. I can just see them SGC, gateroom, Jack there receiving Sam on her first holiday from Atlantis (he was in the neighbourhood) and Sam and Jen walking down the ramp, Sam casually mentioning Jennifer was the person she'd talked about bringing home, holidays, etc, etc.
Cue in Jack's face.
AND NOW I NEED THIS TO BE AN EPISODE. Damn.

DUDE, YES, I SECOND THAT. & DANIEL SHOULD TOTALLY BE THERE FOR THE BIG NEWS TOO. Hell, he should visit Atlantis himself & SEE the Sam/Jen girlyloving, yes? :D (& I swear, that isn't as dirty a thought as it sounds . . . I think)

I SECOND THE MOTION.
We can start with Lorne, and then arrange the order. Must-haves: John, Ronon, Rodney and CHUCK.

YES. Jen needs to call for citywide chest x-rays IN THE GATE ROOM PLZ. ;)

I watched it yesterday and SQUEED TO DEATH. Flyboys! *squeal*

Flyboys = MADE OF SEX, SRSLY. WE NEED A PICSPAM!

GOOD FOR YOU! *shoves R-rated fic under the door*

::checks the hidden spy cam & settles in with you to watch::

[thisissirius.livejournal.com]

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[enigel]

Strange enough, I think I know exactly what you mean. :D

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

I HEAR YOU. ::holds you::

BOYSBOYSBOYS! ::draws glittery space hearts around them::

[crystal-lily.livejournal.com]

DUDE. MY SLASHER SENSE IS TINGLING - ANYONE ELSE SENSE SAM/JENNIFER VIBES?
I TOTALLY NOTICED THAT TOO! Keller has such a crush on Carter! :D

I swear, I could hear the 'I'msogladyou'reokayIloveyou' that John & Rodney DIDN'T say when John woke up - or did I just dream that moment up?
NOPE. Totally there.

THIS EPISODE WAS SO MUCH GAY GAY GAY! :D *hearts*

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

I TOTALLY NOTICED THAT TOO! Keller has such a crush on Carter! :D

SHE DOES, SHE DOES! ::flaps hands excitedly at you::

Really, can our BIGGAYSPACESHOW GET ANY GAYER?! O, SHOW. YOU PWN ALL.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*JUMPS ON YOU*

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

::ROLLS AROUND ON THE FLOOR WITH YOU::

[vaeltaa.livejournal.com]

RONON AND JOHN "SPAR" TOGETHER. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. JOHN GOT A "LUCKY SHOT". This is me, dying. And did you notice their LOOKS? John's guiltyass look and the way he said 'goodnight' and scampered off?

No?

Just me then, alright. ;D

Ronon's dream = SERIOUSLY FUCKING CREEPED ME OUT.
Oh gosh, me too! Both the being-abandoned part and then buried alive, and by (evil) JOHN, even.

Rodney saved John! He was so FTW, omg.

I loved this episode more than life. Well almost. :D!!!

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

::squeaks::

RONON AND JOHN "SPAR" TOGETHER. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. JOHN GOT A "LUCKY SHOT". This is me, dying. And did you notice their LOOKS? John's guiltyass look and the way he said 'goodnight' and scampered off?

NO NO, I PICKED UP ON IT TOO! SERIOUS JOHN/RONON VIBES THERE, EVEN THIS JOHN/RODNEY GIRL COULD FEEL THEM! ::flops at you::

YES! RODNEY FTW, TOTALLY. ::hugs him::

BEST EP OF SEASON FOUR SO FAR! :D :D

[vaeltaa.livejournal.com]

I PICKED UP ON IT TOO!
YAYNESS. \o/

EVEN THIS JOHN/RODNEY GIRL COULD FEEL THEM!
Hee! *twirl*

Definitely the best one so far! :D

[spacemonkeyluvn.livejournal.com]

The end with John and Rodney asking if the other was really them reminded me so much of Jack and Daniel.

"How do I know it's you?"
"Because."
"Yeah, okay." <3

Also, I totally felt the Sam/Jen vibe *nods*

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

Ooo! Now that I think about it, that was a very Jack & Daniel-esque moment right then.

(sometimes John & Rodney remind me a fair amount of Jack & Daniel. Maybe that's why I ♥ them so much. ^_^)

& I hope there's more Sam & Jen interaction in future episodes - perhaps they'll become my new favourite SGA femmeslash ship. :D

[finding-jay.livejournal.com]

SAM IS JUST... OMG. SHE IS GOING TO SHACK UP WITH EVERYONE. AND YOU. AND ME. AND MAYBE TOGETHER.

AND JOHN/JOHN

AND JOHN/RODNEY

AND AND AND KATE/TEYLA

AND RONON/TEYLA

AND EVIL!JOHN/CLOWN (YOU KNOW HE WAS TOTALLY CHECKING THE CLOWN OUT)

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

SAM IS JUST... OMG. SHE IS GOING TO SHACK UP WITH EVERYONE. AND YOU. AND ME. AND MAYBE TOGETHER.

I AM ALL FOR THAT PLAN, YES I AM. ::NODS::

THIS EP (& SGA IN GENERAL) IS JUST LIKE THIS BIG ORGY OF HOT WAITING TO EXPLODE, Y/Y?

[finding-jay.livejournal.com]

OH Y DEFINITELY

THERE'S ONE EPISODE COMING UP DEALING WITH SAM'S LOVE LIFE ON ATLANTIS

AND APPARENTLY RODNEY AND JENNIFER ARE PROMINENT CHARACTERS IN IT

I'M CALLING THREESOME