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& now, the second of my bi-weekly capslock abuse posts!

& NEVER HAS MY ICON BEEN SO TRUE. (EXCEPT FOR ALL THE REST OF THE TIMES IT IS)

- I am totally falling in love with Team Sheppard, I really really am! Not that I didn't adore them before, but wow, they're just such a family now. Awww, guys, you make me all sniffly!

- Hi Jennifer! ::waves:: Maybe you're not as annoying as I keep thinking you are.

- ::SNERK:: O, man, Teyla's Dream!Ronon thought she & John were gonna hook up? ::DIES:: Awww, cute!

- Ronon's dream = SERIOUSLY FUCKING CREEPED ME OUT. I'm sorry but getting buried alive is just REALLY disturbing to me.

- RONON MENTIONING JOHN'S NOT SEEING ANYONE. XD I LOVEZ.

- Jennifer's dream was just . . .UGH, THERE IS A REASON I DON'T WATCH HORROR MOVIES OR Alien & THAT IS WHY. ::washes brain out with soap::

- Dead!Teyla's face cracked me up, as did Evil!Deam!John thinking it was the coolest shit ever.

- DUDE. ONLY RODNEY WOULD TAKE A CHICK TO SEE Alien & then THROW UP ALL OVER HER. Rodney, ILU STILL. ::hugs::

- Ronon wants to see Alien! Dude, I vote somebody gives him Saw along with it - total Ronon flick. ::nods::

- Okay, Jennifer, you're a cutie! I may tolerate you for a bit.

- Awww, Rodney's scared of whales! (but what about Sam the Whale?!)

- DUDE. MY SLASHER SENSE IS TINGLING - ANYONE ELSE SENSE SAM/JENNIFER VIBES?

- Okay, we now have a break in the flail, because I want to say something real here: Kate's death . . . why? I mean, why did she need to be killed off like that? Yes, I knew she would be dead by the end of the ep, but it doesn't matter, what was the POINT? I mean, maybe I should just be lucky it wasn't anyone really wonderful, but seriously - she's so minor, her death just seemed pointless to me. Of course, I liked Kate, so maybe I'm the only one kind of distressed over that. Or maybe it's because I'm sick of watching characters I like needlessly die? I don't know. ::sighs:: Whatever. Writers lose five points for that crap.

- But they gain it back by a) Kate's sexy nightie & b) planting Sam/Jennifer seeds. But still, whoever ordered Kate's death? FUCK YOU.

- LORNE! We had Lorne! Sleepwalking!Barefoot!Needs!A!Hug!Lorne! ::clings to him:: O, sweetie, you worried us all with waving that gun around!

- The Teyla & John hugging moment - that was truly beautiful, it was. Even though the fact that John couldn't return it very well kind of annoyed me. But still, JOHN & TEYLA FAMILY MOMENTS!

- John's boots = I WANT PLZ. They're cute! & I bet I could wear 'em with my riverdresses!

- Rodney + tight jacket = SEX BOMB WAITING TO GO OFF! ::licks::

- John & Rodney will do ANYTHING FOR EACH OTHER & BOYS, YOU MAKE ME WANT TO CRY WITH HOW MUCH YOU LOVE EACH OTHER. ::hugs them both::

- that clown SCARED ME. ::ain't too fond of them either:: But HAHA, LOVED THAT MOMENT.

- DUDE. SHEP-ON-SHEP ACTION TOTALLY MADE MY BRAIN EXPLODE. SO. HOT. (& I love how on BOTH Stargates, SOMEBODY fought with their own replica! SO HOT.)

- Evil!John-on-Rodney action! AWESOME! & man, Rodney = kickass & I DARE SOMEONE ELSE TO SAY OTHERWISE.

- I swear, I could hear the 'I'msogladyou'reokayIloveyou' that John & Rodney DIDN'T say when John woke up - or did I just dream that moment up?

- DUDE, SAM/JENNIFER. I VOTE WE HAVE SAM/JEN FEMMESLASH, LIKE, NOW PLZ. YAY STARGATE GIRLSLASH!

Okay, I'm done! No more caps abuse!

♥ ♥ ♥

First off, I HATE that I had to wait until I posted this to say it (I don't like posting more than once a day), but HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEL ([livejournal.com profile] unamaga)!! I hope your day was awesome & filled with glittery cupcakes & hot boyporn! ::smoochsmoochSMOOCH::

♥ ♥ ♥

I was at the bookshop today, like every day, gazing up at all the pretty graphic novels, trying to find something to read, & guess what I found?

A single copy of Arkham Asylum which was BRAND NEW, 'CAUSE IT WASN'T THERE YESTERDAY.

Of course I grabbed it, without even thinking about it, & two hours later, I bought it. YAY! ::dances happily:: Gaaaaaah, I love Arkham Asylum so very much, it always makes my brain feel like I threw it in a blender when I'm done reading it. Good feeling! ::cuddles creepydemented comics to her bosom::

& I'm buying so much music off of iTunes lately! Mostly Rasputina & Emilie Autumn, but I'm planning on getting some stuff by Switchblade Symphony as well. THEY ARE AWESOME & THAT REMINDS ME, I WILL HAVE UPLOADS FOR YOU GUYS SOON.

::hugs flist:: I ♥ you all!

Re: I've read fics shorter than this reply

Date: 2007-10-21 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riverdresses.livejournal.com
MORE EPIC COMMENTS! ::parties::

It'd be a cute explosion. OHOH Now I want to see it, and ROdney's face when he finds out about them. And Jack's. OOOh the potential.

OMFG YES, JUST TO SEE JACK'S FACE! ::DIES:: PLEASE SOMEONE, WRITE THAT? PLEEEEEASE?

YES FTW. They could take a chance to bring in not a new one but a whole BATALLION of shrinks. Because, SERIOUSLY. Batallion, I say.
YES, FOR SERIOUS. BECAUSE YOU DON'T LEAVE ATLANTIS WITHOUT SOME SORT OF ON-CALL PSYCHIATRIC HELP, YOU JUST DON'T.

& GIRL, WE NEED MORE BOYS WEARING NO SHIRTS ON SGA, WE REALLY KIND OF DO. (starting with Lorne please!)

OF COURSE. God, how could I forget that? JACK. now I need Jack-on-Jack. *searches DVDs*

EEEK, YES! Flyboy-on-flyboy is just MADE OF SEX. ::flops about in a very girlish manner::

And if he doesn't, WE WILL HELP HIM LEARN. We can hand him tons of fic so he can finally realize and get inspired and then we'll lock the both of them together in someone's quarters and GIGGLE MADLY. and get a spy cam and get pictures of the whole affair.

::stuffs John & Rodney into the nearest room & locks the door::

HERE'S A START! :D

Re: I've read fics shorter than this reply

Date: 2007-10-21 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moodymuse19.livejournal.com
MORE EPIC COMMENTS! ::parties::
*gives you confetti, booze and snacks*

OMFG YES, JUST TO SEE JACK'S FACE! ::DIES:: PLEASE SOMEONE, WRITE THAT? PLEEEEEASE?
GOD, yes, someone needs to write that. I can just see them SGC, gateroom, Jack there receiving Sam on her first holiday from Atlantis (he was in the neighbourhood) and Sam and Jen walking down the ramp, Sam casually mentioning Jennifer was the person she'd talked about bringing home, holidays, etc, etc.
Cue in Jack's face.
AND NOW I NEED THIS TO BE AN EPISODE. Damn.

YES, FOR SERIOUS. BECAUSE YOU DON'T LEAVE ATLANTIS WITHOUT SOME SORT OF ON-CALL PSYCHIATRIC HELP, YOU JUST DON'T.
DO you have any idea the plethora of mental illnesses that place could give the weak? If it's not paranoia because someone's always out to get them, it's the imperative need to not touch ANYTHING because touching anything innocuous could kill people.

& GIRL, WE NEED MORE BOYS WEARING NO SHIRTS ON SGA, WE REALLY KIND OF DO. (starting with Lorne please!)
I SECOND THE MOTION.
We can start with Lorne, and then arrange the order. Must-haves: John, Ronon, Rodney and CHUCK.

EEEK, YES! Flyboy-on-flyboy is just MADE OF SEX. ::flops about in a very girlish manner::
I watched it yesterday and SQUEED TO DEATH. Flyboys! *squeal*

::stuffs John & Rodney into the nearest room & locks the door::
HERE'S A START! :D

GOOD FOR YOU! *shoves R-rated fic under the door*

Re: I've read fics shorter than this reply

Date: 2007-10-22 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riverdresses.livejournal.com
GOD, yes, someone needs to write that. I can just see them SGC, gateroom, Jack there receiving Sam on her first holiday from Atlantis (he was in the neighbourhood) and Sam and Jen walking down the ramp, Sam casually mentioning Jennifer was the person she'd talked about bringing home, holidays, etc, etc.
Cue in Jack's face.
AND NOW I NEED THIS TO BE AN EPISODE. Damn.


DUDE, YES, I SECOND THAT. & DANIEL SHOULD TOTALLY BE THERE FOR THE BIG NEWS TOO. Hell, he should visit Atlantis himself & SEE the Sam/Jen girlyloving, yes? :D (& I swear, that isn't as dirty a thought as it sounds . . . I think)

I SECOND THE MOTION.
We can start with Lorne, and then arrange the order. Must-haves: John, Ronon, Rodney and CHUCK.


YES. Jen needs to call for citywide chest x-rays IN THE GATE ROOM PLZ. ;)

I watched it yesterday and SQUEED TO DEATH. Flyboys! *squeal*

Flyboys = MADE OF SEX, SRSLY. WE NEED A PICSPAM!

GOOD FOR YOU! *shoves R-rated fic under the door*

::checks the hidden spy cam & settles in with you to watch::

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